CSHOD for 12/16/09

I never thought I'd do this, but today's CSHOD Award goes to...a Republican.

Kahleeforneeah Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger is at the Copenhagen Climate Clusterfuck, running his mouth saying things like people that don't believe in global warming live in the Stone Age, and blasting Sarah Palin's thoughts on the subject as a political stunt.

Arnie, enough is enough. I've cut you a lot of slack because you brought Conan the Barbarian to life, but the slack just ran out. First you marry a Kennedy...a Kennedy...now you're swallowing the Goracle's fishhook and badmouthing a good woman in the process. Not to mention your state and all of its asinine "green" policies is the one that's fucking the most shit up. So pipe down, Guv, and get back to LaLaLand where you belong.

Arnold Schwarzenegger, folks...today's Shithead the Barbarian.

Did I Say That?

The Goracle has once again been caught with his foot in his gargantuan pie-hole. During the Copenhagen Climate Clusterfuck, the lying SOB said the northern polar ice cap could be ice-free during the summer within 5 to 7 years.

Too bad the scientist whose research he was basing his comment on has called "Bullshit!". Dr. Wieslav Maslowski said he was "unclear as to how this figure was arrived at."

Hmm...

So, Al baby, what's the skinny? You worried about a future in Waterworld, or are you worried about your big-dollar "green" investments?

Story here.

I'm Curious...

Does anyone know what's happened to all the deer in the Illinois/Indiana area? Ranger Steve and I haven't seen squat for more than three weeks. Zippo. Zilch.

We have three theories:

1. They have all moved to sunny Florida.
2. They have been abducted by aliens with a penchant for venison.
3. They have all turned into vampires and only come out at night.

Does anyone out there have any evidence to support or contradict any of these theories, or have an alternate postulation?