Delays, Delays...

Sorry for the infrequent postings of late. Hunting season (and a very sub-standard one) and the travails of a new website have been taking steam away from my ranting here at the Sidearm. I'll try to catch up over the next few weeks.

In the meantime, stop by the new digs: SPQA.org.

Pork Barrel City

Once again, the entire country gets an exhibition of The Chicago Way. Hussein's federal bagmen pass around the pork, buying votes for the BFI-HC they could never hope to obtain on the "merits" of the idea.

The pig poop keeps getting deeper. Kinda funny that Bammy, being the closet muslim he is, likes to throw around so much swine.

Slip on your rubber boots, and read the story here.

CSHOD for 12/16/09

I never thought I'd do this, but today's CSHOD Award goes to...a Republican.

Kahleeforneeah Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger is at the Copenhagen Climate Clusterfuck, running his mouth saying things like people that don't believe in global warming live in the Stone Age, and blasting Sarah Palin's thoughts on the subject as a political stunt.

Arnie, enough is enough. I've cut you a lot of slack because you brought Conan the Barbarian to life, but the slack just ran out. First you marry a Kennedy...a Kennedy...now you're swallowing the Goracle's fishhook and badmouthing a good woman in the process. Not to mention your state and all of its asinine "green" policies is the one that's fucking the most shit up. So pipe down, Guv, and get back to LaLaLand where you belong.

Arnold Schwarzenegger, folks...today's Shithead the Barbarian.

Did I Say That?

The Goracle has once again been caught with his foot in his gargantuan pie-hole. During the Copenhagen Climate Clusterfuck, the lying SOB said the northern polar ice cap could be ice-free during the summer within 5 to 7 years.

Too bad the scientist whose research he was basing his comment on has called "Bullshit!". Dr. Wieslav Maslowski said he was "unclear as to how this figure was arrived at."

Hmm...

So, Al baby, what's the skinny? You worried about a future in Waterworld, or are you worried about your big-dollar "green" investments?

Story here.

I'm Curious...

Does anyone know what's happened to all the deer in the Illinois/Indiana area? Ranger Steve and I haven't seen squat for more than three weeks. Zippo. Zilch.

We have three theories:

1. They have all moved to sunny Florida.
2. They have been abducted by aliens with a penchant for venison.
3. They have all turned into vampires and only come out at night.

Does anyone out there have any evidence to support or contradict any of these theories, or have an alternate postulation?

A Naughty Bit of Crumpet

Jennifer Aniston is hot. And, apparently, cold. And still very easy on the eye-bulbs.

Is It Just Me?

We all daydream, right? Ever have that one where you're galloping along...

...leading a band of blood-crazed horsemen through a village, and you watch in amusement as some wretch stumbles from the burning ruin of his hut before you run him through, adding your spear to the three already protruding from his back, staring with grim satisfaction as his pathetic, useless life burbles away in the dirt?

Or is it just me?

I had this very vision after I read a few of the comments made on another blog concerning a post about the court martial of the three Navy SEALs charged with failing to safeguard a prisoner. (The charges, by the way, are complete dreck, and hopefully will be dismissed without incident.)

This particular wretch is not only fully convinced of the SEALs guilt, he demands the "so-called soldiers" (which is utterly clueless: SEALs are Navy, not Army, and therefore not soldiers) be punished to the full extent of the law. In addition, he believes our military is made up entirely of loose cannons that should be expected to kowtow to whatever ridiculous regulations the international community lays down; as a final flourish, he also believes that each military unit should have a "political officer", answerable only to the president, permanently embedded, to make sure said regulations are strictly adhered to by our forces.

I'm not kidding. He said that. Look here.

Political officers in military units. Hmm. Wonder how that would work out?

I'm guessing it would work out very much like it did in the Red Army during WWII, where each unit was assigned a commissar, a political officer that had the authority to execute any soldier he deemed was lacking in proper party attitude. You know, the guys who set up machine guns behind their own lines, not for the purpose of killing the enemy, but to gun down any soldier that tried to run, even if they were being over-run and had a legitimate excuse to retreat? Remember those guys? And this absolute fuck thinks that would be a good idea for the American military.

Hence my vision.

I'm starting to think I should have let my reverie go on a bit longer. I hope I didn't miss myself braining him with an axe while he writhed in the mud...

From the Sports Desk

I know you're all wondering, so I'd like to fill you in and let you know that my beloved Blackhawks are currently kicking major ass in the NHL.

Which is good news for Chicago fans, because the Bears are sucking major ass in the NFL.

I Shouldn't Have To Do This....

...but I will anyway. Judging from some snarky comments and the political and social bent of a few prowlers around Constantine's Sidearm, it's time to clear a few things up. Again. And for the last time.

The posts here at the Sidearm can be volatile. They can be angry, amused, disgusted, appalled, shocked: fill in whatever adjective is most appropriate to a particular post. They are the thoughts and opinions of myself and Ranger Steve, and we have a First Amendment right to express them. We will continue to do so. But to address a few bullet points:

I am not a racist. While race can certainly be a factor in many of the issues we post, it is never the defining factor. I could truly care less what color a person's skin is: a good person is a good person, and an asshole is an asshole. That's a simple truth. Another simple truth is that the race card is usually played by the people for whom it is supposed to be a detriment: certain people in the black community. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are two of the worst offenders. They bring race into every issue they possibly can, whether it is relevant or not. And that does neither side any good. You can name any racial slur you want, and the sad fact is this: you will very often find a reasonable example of why that particular stereotype persists. The other side of that coin is this: it only applies to a very small portion of that community. And no community is immune. White, Black, Hispanic, Asian...we all have our crackers, niggers, spics, and chinks that are, and should be, a complete embarrassment to us all. (For the record, I find the use of the word "cracker" as applied to a white person EVERY BIT as offensive as using "nigger" to refer to a black person.)
It is truly unfortunate that there are still people of all colors that continue to see a person's skin as the defining quality of that person. That makes absolutely no sense to me. If I meet someone at a party who happens to be black, of course my initial reaction is going to be, "Here's a black guy" for the same reason his initial reaction is going to be "Here's a white guy": it's the most obvious and convenient way for us to reference each other. But when we shake hands and exchange names, he ceases to be "the black guy" and becomes "Chuck", or "Stan" or "Willie" or whatever. Then, if through the course of the evening, I find I dislike him, I tell one of my other friends "That Chuck guy is an asshole", not "That black guy is an asshole". Conversely, if we like each other, I introduce him as "Chuck", not "Chuck the black guy".
Which brings me to my ultimate point on this: racism is lazy. A person's skin color should never matter, because if we could all look past it, we'd find far more legitimate reasons to like or dislike someone.
I don't believe in the ideas of racial purity, either, or any of the other Neo-Nazi crap about race floating around these days. That's about as ignorant as it gets. Which brings me to my second point:

Constantine's Sidearm is unabashedly Pro-Israel. They have been, and still very much are, one of America's most trusted and important allies. The Hussein administration should think long and hard about alienating them further. The Islamists and other knuckleheads can think of them as the "Evil Juice" all they want: it just shows the depths of their ignorance.

Point Three: Constantine's Sidearm is fully and unabashedly Anti-Islam. Why? Because Islam is so very much anti-everything-but-islam. They do not, nor have they ever, practiced a live-and-let-live motto. They spread their "religion" only through violence. They speak through both sides of their mouths as a habit when dealing with "infidels", as we are not worthy of proper recognition in their eyes. They are the first to insult, defame, admonish, or threaten other faiths, and they are also the first to cry foul when others dare to object to islam. They do not desire peace for any longer than it takes their shattered armies to regroup, at which point they will attack again. History is full of examples to support all of these statements: look them up. Islam is the true enemy of Freedom, and as an American that offends me to my core. Thus my extreme attitude.

So there you have it. A good portion of this post was directed, as I said, at certain prowlers around the Sidearm, so if you're a regular I apologize for the semi-rant. But I felt it was time to get some things in order.

Now that I've cleared things up, I can get back to bashing the marxist twits who are trying to sell my country out to the Reds and the islamofascists.

And by the way: Merry Christmas to everyone!

A Little Something for the AP

The Associated Press has been caught red-handed doctoring a photo for a press release on the Climate Conference. The organization took a black and white picture of a coal plant and added all sorts of ominous orange color to it, making it seem like Hell's Own Smokestack was spewing sulfur into the air.

Trouble is, they did a lousy job of it. A good friend of the Sidearm, who has worked in the field of image manipulation for 20 years, noticed the inconsistencies and blew the proverbial whistle. Since then, the story has snowballed all over the internet, and the AP has been directly challenged.

So, kudos to our buddy Drudge Potato Al! Keep up the good work!

As for the AP, I'd say shame on them, but it appears they have none left.

I'm at a Loss for An Appropriate Title

I find myself in yet another quandary. The subject of this post has me wavering between absolute disgust, as a rational human being, and blood-boiling rage, as a parent, coach, and mentor of youth.

Kevin Jennings, Hussein's "Safe School Czar", has been making quite the headlines over recent days. The truth is coming out as to what really goes on in the GLSEN (Gay, Lesbain, and Straight Education Network) founder's brain (the gentlemen over at Founding Bloggers have already done an outstanding job chronicling them, so check out their posts concerning Czar Jennings).

A rational response has already been posted over at SPQA.org.

Now, for the blood-boiling-rage-type response:

Why the fuck is this disgusting freak in any sort of position to influence children?

The lunatic left would have you believe its all under the guise of promoting a safe environment for gay kids to go to school, i.e., to stop "bullying".

I believe that is total bullshit. The real reason is that GLSEN and other organizations like it want to promote their own radical agenda in the hopes of mainstreaming their perversions.

Newsflash, Queer Nation: most of the people in this country are straight and don't want to hear about your sexual preferences.

Now, I am not a prude by any means. As long as it involves consenting adults and closed doors, pick your freak and get it on. It's none of my business, and shouldn't be anyone else's business, either. But when you throw open those doors, and start promoting those freaks to barely pubescent or pre-pubescent children, you are way the fuck out of line.

One pamphlet in particular was handed out at a meeting of Jennings' organization, where children were present by design. The booklet covered such things as fisting, rimming, swallowing, "water sports", and "mutual jerking off". And they were floating around, for anyone to pick up and read, at an event where children were bussed in to attend.

So let me ask this: if a 16-year-old boy can be charged with possession of child pornography for the naked picture his 16-year-old girlfriend sent to his phone...how is this GLSEN bullshit not promoting child pornography? At the very least it could very easily be seen as contributing to the delinquency of a minor, which, last time I checked, is a crime.

Utter bullshit, made possible by the Hussein Administration. Fine fuckin' job, there, Bammy, you ignorant prick.

As for Jennings, he's a sack of shit, and needs to be fired yesterday. If I ever see any of this GLSEN shit at any of the schools my kids attend, the school boards are going to be confronted with one pissed-off daddy, and that will not be pleasant...for them.

I Never Liked Him Anyway

Not a big fan of Tiger Woods. Never have been, even less so now. Being an old-fashioned kind of guy, cheaters piss me off, especially married ones. I hope Woods get taken to the cleaners by Elin, and crashes and burns in disgrace.

Given the median intelligence of the average person and the way sports stars are worshipped, I doubt this will happen, but it's my blog, so don't harsh my buzz.

I wonder how long jagweeds like Jackson and Sharpton will take to turn this into a racial issue? He had to be steppin' out because his white wife didn't really understand him, right? Or, maybe, its because Woods is a selfish, cheating bastard.

I am officially changing Tiger's name. He will henceforth be known as Horn-Dog Woods. Check out the latest list of his reputed philanderings here. This one goes to 11.

And Now This...

It's cold and windy, with snow on the ground and more to come here at the Sidearm. So in the interest of getting the jump on the winter blues, your humble host in the spectral armor provides you with this little dose of sunshine.

You're quite welcome.

This Guy is Nuts...N-V-T-S, Nuts!

Iranian President Malmouth Ahmydinnerjacket is claiming that the United States is purposefully thwarting the return of "Mahdi", the imam that muslims claim to be their savior. Or, as we Christians and Jews of the Western World like to call him, "the Anti-Christ".

So, with that in mind, I would like to state for the record that I certainly fucking hope America is doing everything she can to cancel that flight.

The Devil is real, folks. He exists, and is one tricky SOB; the last thing we need in the world right now is some devil-spawn raghead running around trying to knock the already unhinged followers of islam completely out of whack.

But Ol' Malmouth is looking for his return, so Iran can be the focal point for a global sharia. Whether the rest of us want it or not. But it's all in the name of the "religion of peace", right?

Story here.

You Know How the Liberals Love Their Polls?

Well, I wonder what they'll make of the latest Gallup poll: Hussein's approval rating currently stands at 47%.

47%. That's the lowest ever for any president at this point in his term.

Seems Mr. Hopenchange has been Mr. Smokenmirrors all along.

"Ignore that man behind the curtain! The Great and Powerful O commands it!"

A few other numbers the lib-twits might be interested in are the approval ratings of the three previous presidents at the same point in their terms:

George H. W. Bush: 71%
Slick Willy Clin-Ton: 52%
George W. Bush: 86%

The last two Dems averaged a 49.5% approval rating to this point.
The last two Republicans averaged a 78.5% approval rating to this point.

In poll-speak, that a plus/minus rating of +29% in favor of the GOP. Which, in margin-of-victory terms, is a sound ass-kicking.

Hussein sucks big time. Who knew?

Full story here.

CSHOD for 12/7/09

Harry Reid (Dumbass-Nowheresville) takes the scheisskopf honors in a landslide. We might even have to add outhouse clusters to the award for the sheer level of crap oozing out of Reid's orifice.

The sanctimonious fuckjacker declared in a statement on the Senate floor that Republicans who oppose Hussein's BFI-HC are akin to the lawmakers who clung to slavery over a century ago. He went on to add opposition to women's suffrage and the civil rights movement to the comparison.

A spokestwit for Reid, one Jim Manley, said the office stands by the remarks, and that Republicans have "done nothing but obstruct health care". Of course that's true, because Obamacare is the stupidest fucking idea since the theory of global warming.

Typical liberal bullshit. Can't admit to a bad idea, refuse to see the complete lack of logic behind their defense of a bad idea, lie brazenly and obviously about the cost of a bad idea, and when called on it, strike back with vile and offensive accusations they would never tolerate being leveled at themselves.

Tom Coburn (R-Okla), said he was personally insulted by the remarks and felt that the remarks were "beneath the dignity of the majority leader". I too am insulted, but I disagree that the comments are beneath Reid's dignity. Reid has absolutely no dignity to begin with: therefore, nothing can be beneath it.

Story here.

Never Forget

Today is the 68th anniversary of the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor. We must never forget.

We must also never forget to learn from the past: when our nation is attacked, by anyone, of any nation or religion, they must be dealt with quickly, harshly, and brutally, until they beg for mercy. Maybe if Hussein the Idiot and all of the foolish, ignorant, and asinine politicians that support him would realize that, our troubles in Iraq and Afghanistan would be over much sooner.

Today's Nifty Science Post

Proving once again that it's not all hard-hitting politics and witty, incisive remarks, here's a link to a bunch of really smashing pictures of outer space.

Enjoy!

Now I'm In A Quandry...

I just finished giving out today's shit-head award, and now Ranger Steve sends me this: a homeowner's association in Virginia wants a 90-year-old veteran, a Colonel with 20 medals, including a Medal of Honor and 3 Purple Hearts, to take down the flagpole in his yard because it is not "aesthetically appropriate".

I'm pissed off for two reasons:
1. This is total bullshit, and the homeowner's association should shut their freakin' pie holes.

2. Now I have to come up with a new award on the fly, because Ranger Steve wasn't 5 minutes quicker with his emailing.


So, without further ado, I award the Sussex Square Homeowner's Association the inaugural Ranger Steve Red Jackass Award, given for donkey-brained commie bullshit like hassling a 90-year-old vet about his flagpole.

Story here, with a nod to Ranger Steve, even though he put me on the spot to be clever in a pinch.

I eagerly await his undoubtedly colorful comment.

CSHOD for 12/3/09

Today's Complete Shit-Head of the Day Award goes to the never logical but always entertaining Sen. Barbara Boxer (Dingbat-Fruit Coast). Admittedly, this is very much like giving the village idiot a new dunce cap, but even village idiots need to be recognized once in a while.

Ol' Babs wants to see a criminal prosecution of the hackers that leaked the Climate Research Unit emails that make a pretty good case for the CRU's manipulation of global warming "facts". Apparently she's very concerned about the hacking, but not so much the evidence exposing (again) one of the greatest scams ever perpetrated on the human race. I can hear her now: "Yeah, those CRU guys are totally full of shit and have been lying through their teeth about this whole global warming thing on a continuous basis for the last decade or so, but the guys who leaked the truth to the world? They're the real criminals here." Which is akin to saying, "Forget the guy who just off-loaded 5 tons of marijuana from his million-dollar yacht at the public marina, because the two surfers sitting in the sand blowing a doob are the real criminals."

But that is typical Boxer. Which is why she always gets skipped over when people are passing the bong around at parties. Or she would be, if she ever got invited to any cool parties. So, for her astounding yet predictable thick-headedness, I hereby declare Barbara Boxer your CSHOD.

Hacker story here.

UPDATE!!!

Seattle police have shot and killed fugitive cop-killer and suspected child-rapist Maurice Clemmons. More arrests are expected to follow as police round up family members believed to have aided Clemmons.

Now all they have to do is feed his body to the coyotes, and my 3-step plan will be spot-on.

Well done, Seattle police. And God Bless the families of the 4 slain officers: Mark Renninger, Ronald Owens, Tina Griswold, and Greg Richards. May they Rest in Peace.

Story here.

A Huge Step in the Right Direction

The Swiss people, by a 15% margin, voted Sunday to ban the construction of minarets. Only 4 of the 26 cantons in Switzerland opposed the measure, giving the measure double the support it needed. The Swiss feel, rightly so, that minarets are a symbol not only of the degenerate death-cult muslims adhere to, but a symbol of their thirst for political power and the establishment of world-wide sharia law. (The Turkish Prime Minister has even compared mosques to islam's military barracks, and said the "minarets are our bayonets". Some religion of peace, eh?)

There are four standing minarets in Switzerland, which unfortunately will not be affected by the ban, and muslims will be allowed to continue practicing their despicable creed. Nevertheless, the ban is a huge victory over the armies of islam, and hopefully one that will be repeated over the rest of Europe.

I cannot express how happy I am at this. Well, let me try:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!! SCREW YOU AND YOUR GOAT-LOVING, MURDEROUS PEDOPHILE BANDIT OF A PROPHET, YOU RAG-HEADED HEATHEN BASTARDS!!!!!

Or something like that.

We can only hope and pray that the ban sticks and isn't overturned by the Swiss Supreme Court. Of course, there's the usual belly-aching by any number of muslim dirt-bags, but to hell with them. Before they keep bitching about the ban, maybe they ought to look at what kinds of rights Christians and Jews and their places of worship enjoy in muslim countries. There are a number of them, and that number is ZERO. So they can all get bent.

Now we just need to enact the minaret ban here in America. But we'll take the Swiss victory for what it is. Sometimes, ya just gotta smile at what life can bring.

Story here.

Three Cheers for Honduras!

Constantine's Sidearm would like to send out hearty congratulations to the people of Honduras. They have spoken at the polls, and have defied the threat of marxist tyranny, by electing Porfirio Lobo as their president.

That means that Manuel Zelaya, the former president who tried to re-write the Honduran constitution despite the country's Supreme Court ruling his actions illegal, is shit out of luck. Good riddance to bad rubbish. Zelaya was ousted in a military coup for trying to act like his fellow piece of shit and commie homie Hugo Chavez. (That's the same Chavez that Hussein admires so much. Notice a pattern?) Now maybe Bammy can pull his head out of his ass, at least long enough to reinstate American aid to Honduras.

I have to admit I don't know much at all about Lobo, but one key idea of his makes me think he's the right man for the job: he intends to encourage private investment to create jobs. Imagine that: a government with the brains to know that private enterprise and free-market capitalism is the way to improve the country as a whole. Instead of, say, trying to get the government's fingers into every small slice of pie they can find. But who would be enough of a mindless twit to think the government should run everything?

Oh, that's right...Hussein and Hugo. The Barnum & Bailey of the Mindless Twit World.

Honduras story here.

The Ideal Solution

I have an easy, 3-step plan for dealing with the issue of suspected cop-killer and child rapist Maurice Clemmons:

1. Find him.
2. Execute him.
3. Feed his body to the coyotes.

This murdering rapist (kind of like Mohammed...wonder if he was a muslim?) is a prime example of how the bleeding-hearts and organizations like the ACLU have made a mockery of the prison system. He should have never even been up for parole, let alone released from an Arkansas prison, or released on bond pending his child rape case.

The Devil is stoking the fires on your own private cauldron, Clemmons. I hope it hurts.

Story here.

How About That Health Care Plan?

A new report says that the Senate bill for the BFI-HC will increase premiums for people not covered through their jobs; however, for some people, part of that cost will be defrayed by taxpayers.

Bottom line: the bullshit the liberals are trying to ramrod home is going to make health-care more expensive for everyone. Kinda the exact fucking opposite of what they said was going to happen.

Amazingly enough, there are still people who believe that health care reform is necessary. Run, little lemmings, run.

Story here.

This Just In...

Barry Hussein Obingbong is still a lying, incompetent, dastardly little prick, destined to be the worst president EVER.

For those of you that had forgotten.

All Righty Then...

I realize that a week between post does not a consistent blog make. But I have perfectly good reasons for my inactivity:

1. It was Thanksgiving week, and I had a houseful of relatives for 5 days.
2. It's hunting season.

But I am back on the job, and ready to get after the bleeding-hearts and dumb-asses of the world again.

So without further ado:

What's up with Tiger Woods? Is it just me or does the whole incident not make a bit of sense? My guess is that its something sordid that Woods is trying to cover up, and likely spreading a ton of cash around under the table to make go away. I have three questions:

1. Why do we care enough to have the media coverage blitz?
2. Who is the other skirt that may or may not be involved?
3. How much is this really going to cost Woods?

I'm sure the National Inquirer will fill us in by the end of the week.

Fox News story here.

One Reason Why the Show-Trial is Horse-Sh*t...

Watch the O'Reilly interview with one of the defense lawyers. What a circus this is going to be.

Thanks to Ranger Steve for the heads-up.

To New Frontiers, Warp 9...

The LHC is achieved its first collisions yesterday, marking the possible beginnings of new areas of physics to be studied. There's a few out there who are saying that it could bring about the end of the world, but to me, it's an exciting time to be alive. I've always been a big fan of the idea of space exploration and unlocking the secrets of the universe. God reveals things in mysterious ways, and I like to think this is one of them.

LHC story here.

President Jagweed At It Again

Hussein the Idiot is such a tool. With critical decisions that need to be made about Afghanistan, not only does he disregard the advice of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, he has now decided to wait until December 1st to make an announcement.

Guess he doesn't want to upset his Thanksgiving dinner plans. Which makes him the biggest turkey around.

A Reason for the Death Penalty

Stories like this always make me angrier than shit. I'm always amazed at how low society has sunk in this "kinder, gentler" age. The only thing all this feel-good, no spanking, soccer-mom crap has done is raise a bunch of amoral idiots who have no fear of any consequences whatsoever. People today think they can do whatever they want, whenever they want, and if they aren't allowed their complete indulgence they become the victim.

The story I'm referring to is one from Alabama, where the Monroe County District Attorney is considering filing charges against a 14-year-old girl who may have helped arrange the gang-rape of her 14-year-old classmate, by suspects who are 16, 17, and 20. Apparently the sex started as consensual, but when all three suspects joined in, the girl repeatedly said no. The suspects did not stop, leaving the girl needing surgery and 3 days in the ICU. The other girl did have sex, but was not raped. After the incident, the men took the girls back to school, where the injured girl sat in bloody clothes for several hours before school authorities did anything.

I'm going to need a minute here...

...reading stories like this make me want to smash things into little pieces, mostly the heads of those involved.

Let's start with the crime itself. Give the suspects a fair trial; if they're convicted, execute the 20 year-old, and lock the other two up for 25 to life with no parole before 25 years. They're animals, all of them. I've stated my opinions on how rape is viewed in this country before, and I do feel that the laws need to be revised. A 16-year-old boy having consensual sex with his 14-year-old girlfriend isn't rape...it's stupid and misguided, but not rape. It's what teenagers do, and always have done. And I also think that women need to take more responsibility for their actions. Getting drunk and making a bad decision and feeling embarrassed by it in the morning isn't rape, it's a dumb move on the woman's part. Don't put yourself in that situation to begin with.
Now, I am not at all trying to minimize the horror and trauma of rape. Any woman (or man, for that matter) forced to have sex against her will is the victim of an almost unspeakable crime. That crime moves into the unforgivable realm EVERY TIME a child is assaulted by an adult. Which is another reason why I feel the laws need to be revised. A serial rapist, or serial child molester, doesn't deserve treatment or rehabilitation, especially since study after study proves that almost without exception sex offenders cannot be rehabilitated. They deserve, at minimum, life in prison under hard labor; most of them deserve a bullet to the brain and a shallow grave. But too many of the freak-show defenders of the world, like NAMBLA and the ACLU, feel otherwise. There's always an excuse, they say. I say bullshit. People need to wake up and realize there are just some evil motherfuckers in the world who need to be put down, hard and quick.

More on the Alabama story as it develops.

CSHOD Award for 11/18/09

The CSHOD Award for today is a unit citation, bestowed upon the group of shit-heads at the Associated Press.

With, by my estimation, at least 4,000 things to which they could better turn their efforts, the AP found it necessary to filch a copy of Sarah Palin's new book (Going Rogue: An American Life) before it's release and devote 11 reporters to "fact-checking" its 432 pages. That's roughly one reporter for every 40 pages...to "fact-check".

The fact-checking would be easier to swallow if the AP could be counted on to distinguish fact from fiction, but that is a 50-50 bet at best, and would likely come in at even worse odds than that. And why didn't the AP feel it necessary to fact-check either of Hussein's books (if he even wrote them, which I doubt), or books by such giants of literature as Screaming Joe Biden, Ted "One-for-the-Road" Kennedy, or either of the Clintons, better known as Bill & Hill Lovebirds. I might suggest it's because they're all Democrats, but I'd have to fact-check that first. Ah, what the hell...I'm going to go ahead and say, "It's because they're Democrats."

I'll be the first to admit, I had mixed feelings about Sarah Palin. I liked her and thought her personable and honest, but wasn't sure if she was the right fit for the GOP at the moment. But I'll also say this: the fact that she still scares the bejeezus out of the liberals is making me like her more and more each day. Guess I'll have to read her book, and find out more about her. Do my own "fact-checking".

AP story here.

Hussein's Goons Go After Boy Scouts

I thought one of the "big ideas" of Hussein's Hopeandchange Fiasco was to get young Americans more involved in volunteering and community work? Apparently some of his hired goons in the SEIU don't see it that way.

Nick Balzano, president of the SEIU's Allentown, Pa., chapter, threatened legal action over a Boy Scout's work to voluntarily clear a run-down walking path in a local park. It seems that to Balzano's mind, that falls under the category of "scab work". He feels that they city should have paid laid-off SEIU employees to do the job. According to Balzano: "There's to be no volunteers."

Of course, an SEIU spokesman is downplaying Balzano's comments, saying he had no authority to act in such a manner. That may or may not be the case, but the bottom line here is one more instance of union thugs, especially goons like Hussein's SEIU, threatening non-union people for doing things they don't like. It's one of the things that make so so adamantly anti-union: their disgusting sense of entitlement just because they're in a union. Having spent several summers during high school and college working around and with union members, either at construction sites or in factories, I've seen this type of bullshit first-hand. Lazy, careless, and very often inept workers grumbling when someone upsets their routine by actually doing some work. Twice I have been personally confronted with this situation: once as a laborer installing drywall, once as a forklift operator. Apparently I was "getting too much done" in the course of my shift, and was making the union guys look bad. Silly me, thinking I should actually do the job I was getting paid to do in a timely and efficient manner, and not stop for a coffee break every 90 minutes. And how dare I come back from lunch early, just because I was finished eating and the only thing that makes a mindless factory job worse is watching a clock to go back to a mindless factory job for the rest of the day.

Because that cuts against the grain of the "give us more money for no reason" attitude of the vast majority of unions.

Story here.

Shocking and Appalling

Given the new "study" released by another "government task force" concerning women and mammograms, I'm sorely tempted to launch into a profanity-laced tirade on what completely and totally useless fucking jagweed asshole lying scumbag pinheads thrive in the evil stupidity rampant in the Hussein administration...but I won't. Let's take the "completely and totally useless fucking jagweed asshole lying scumbag pinheads" part for granted, and focus on the "evil stupidity" part, without resorting to so much fucking profanity.

The evil stupidity, in this case, refers to the recommendation by the Preventative Services Task Force of the Department of Health and Human Services that women forego routine mammograms until the age of 50, which is ten years later than what is widely recommended by the medical community. Because, really, what's 10 years when it comes to cancer detection? That would only mean the difference between life and death for how many thousands of women? It's not like breast cancer is the number 2 cancer killer in women. Oh, wait a minute...YES IT FUCKING IS!!! (There's that damned profanity again).

What a gross and insidious way to begin pushing health-care rationing before the BFI-HC is even passed, which I pray to God Almighty will never be. Recommend that women wait longer to detect a life-threatening illness in an effort to cut costs. As the son of a breast cancer survivor, I find this "study" so revolting it makes me see red.

Read the horror story here.

It Just Keeps On Coming...

Running a blog and trying to keep tabs on all the craziness in the world is like trying to count the stars in a desert sky: it just doesn't end. But it can be very entertaining in small doses, amazing and possibly frightening in a cosmic sort of way, like waiting for the Pelosi-bitch to open some sort of dimensional gate and unleash Lovecraftian hordes among us. Which, in truth, is what she is trying to do with the health-care reform bullshit she's trying to get America to swallow.

Well, let's get back to the fight and see if we can't help put a stop to it all...

Something I'd Like To Share

I happy to announce that I took my first deer yesterday morning. I've been waiting pretty much my whole life for the opportunity, and thanks to fellow Sidearmer Ranger Steve, I now have a freezer full of venison.

First, the story in brief:
Ranger Steve and I were sharing a blind on private land in a particular state. We were set up well before sunrise, sitting and waiting by 5:45am. Shortly after 6am, before it was light enough to shoot, we saw a grey mass move slowly across the cornfield to the line of trees opposite from the one we were situated in. Nothing more until just after 7am, when a good sized buck with a tall rack came across the field toward us. Because of some high brush blocking part of our field of vision, we didn't notice him until he was about 120 yards away, and he was on the run. I took aim, but he never slowed and I couldn't get a shot off, nor could Ranger Steve bring his gun to bear. Five minutes later, another smaller buck followed, more slowly. He stopped to eat at about 100 yards, but with the iron sights I was using on my muzzleloader, I didn't feel confidant taking the shot. Ranger Steve passed me his scoped one, and I took aim and waited, as the buck was slowly on the move again and getting closer. At 85 yards he stopped to eat again, and when he picked his head up, I fired. I lost sight of him because of the smoke, but Ranger Steve said he was running with his tail down. We waited for a bit, to see if any others would follow (which none did), and went to search. We found him on top of a small hill just inside our tree line, maybe 40 yards from where he was hit, dead. The shot had entered a bit low, hit a rib, then ricocheted up through both lungs and out. A good, clean kill.

I'm still smiling about it. It was an awesome experience, and one I hope to repeat. And one that I hope my children and grandchildren repeat as well. And really, its a tribute to so many things that make America great. Fine traditions that are constantly under siege by a great many in this country: hunting, private firearm ownership, the private land that we hunted, the freedom to move and travel as we see fit, not as some governmental agency tells us. Just the pure exercise of Freedom. For all the experience was, and it was an awesome and multi-layered experience, one thing it most definitely did was add a steel girder to my resolve to not let those freedoms be taken away by those who think they know better. They don't.

2010 is the beginning of one of the most critical times in our Great Nation. Starting at the polls, and continuing as wide and as far as need be, we need to reclaim this country from the likes of Hussein and his administration as well as his backers. We must strive to protect what so many have fought and died for, what so many have lost sight of, what so many fail to see. Because someday I'd like to be there as my son watches his son take his first deer.

Thank You All

Happy Veterans Day to All who have served!

The sacrifice of our veterans is what makes the lives we live possible. They protect the freedoms that so many of us hold dear. And they protect those freedoms for people who don't care, and who are ungracious enough to deride our military with offensive and abusive names.

Millions have served; many have fought and died for those freedoms. They have done their duty.

It is our duty as civilians to never forget.

God Bless Them All.

Thoughts on the Ft. Hood Shooting

Before I go any further, let me express my deep condolences to the victims and their families who have suffered because of this nightmare. May God grant you solace, strength, and healing.

I kept putting this post off, because every time I thought about it or read something new on the shooting, my blood started to boil, and I didn't want to just slough this off as another rant to blow off steam on how pissed off I am at the stupidity and ignorance rampant in this country. I wanted to use the opportunity to make a sound and logical argument as to why we as a nation are at war with islam, and how this tragedy is a prime example of that fact. Too many in this country refuse to accept that, for a number of reasons in addition to stupidity and ignorance: stubbornness, myopia, peacenikitis (a new word I just coined), media bias, misinformation, their own anti-Americanism...the list goes on. So I'm going to try to finish the puzzle for them without having to resort to flipping the table over and just knocking some heads together.

Islam is at war with the United States of America. That is a plain fact. The media, the prez, the various paid mouthpieces like CAIR and the ACLU, muslims living in America, and several others would have you believe otherwise, but that is nonsense. The war has been going on, at the very least, since the bombing of the Marine barracks in Beirut in 1983. Over the years it continued to quietly escalate, until the disastrous 8 years of the Clinton presidency allowed the craziest of the lunatics to plot and carry out the attacks on September 11th, 2001. The first World Trade Center bombing, the attacks on US embassies abroad, the attack on the USS Cole, the ceaseless attacks on our military, the shooting at Ft. Hood: all conceived, planned, and executed by muslims. Even the constant threat posed to Israel, America's only true ally in the region despite the current administration's best efforts to undermine that friendship, has a direct relation to this deliberate aggression. On an almost daily basis, muslim leaders around the world denounce the United States, revile us as the Great Satan, and call for our immediate and merciless destruction. The solid proof of this overwhelming attitude is legion, and yet people still refuse to acknowledge what their eyes and ears tell them. They say that "real" muslims don't share this attitude; they say that the negative press is just a construct of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy and conservative hate-mongers; some believe, aided by islamic propaganda, that it's all a Jewish plot, and that a fictitious Global Zionism is really to blame. They blame American imperialism, capitalism, racism, ethnocentrism; they blame the Military-Industrial complex, the oil barons and the defense contractors, the Old Boy network of racist, chauvinistic, white males, and, of course, they blame George W. Bush. I'd be willing to bet that somewhere in this country there are people who blame global warming for islamic aggression. They rant and rave and point the finger everywhere except the very direction it needs to be pointed: squarely at islam.

Despite the intense propaganda effort to show otherwise, islam is not, nor has it ever been, a religion of peace. It has never been spread by anything other than violence. It is true that other religions have, in the past, been spread by violence as well. But those times are centuries gone, and even taking that into consideration, other religions have overwhelmingly been spread in peaceful ways. Not so islam: it always has been, and continues to this day to be, spread by the sword, bullet, or bomb. A bit of on-the-spot evidence: there are over 50 shooting conflicts in the world today, and muslim forces are involved in almost every single one of them. And one would be hard-pressed, hard-pressed indeed, to find a case in any nation where the influx of muslim immigrants has not led to serious social problems, if not outright violence, because of islam's view of the world. It's very simple to them: you are either muslim, or you are not. There is no room for middle ground, or even separate ground. Sharia must be absolute: that is the belief. Is there ever any kind of meaningful outcry from the "peaceful" muslim community when tragedies like the Ft. Hood shooting occur? Rarely, if ever. Some might express concern over an event, but they always stop short of actually condemning the perpetrators. Very much along the lines of "We don't necessarily agree with the method of delivery, but we agree with the overall message." Convert, submit, or die: that is the islamic way.

(Let me interject here to say this: proposing that the violence done in the name of Christianity is as bad or worse than the violence done in the name of islam is an absolutely untenable argument. I'll prove that in a post to follow soon.)

Unfortunately, the "die" option is the one Nadal Hasan chose for 13 people, and attempted to choose for 29 others. Evidence is piling up, despite obstructions put in the way by the Hussein administration, that intelligence agencies knew Hasan was very potentially dangerous, and that he is very likely not alone in his sentiments and position. People who worked closely with Hasan remarked often about his attitudes: about how he spoke out against the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan as they particularly pertained to muslims, about his recurrent tirades in support of his faith, about his attempts to contact Al Qaeda, about his increasingly violent and antagonistic behavior. All of this centered around one thing, and one thing only: islam. His killing spree was spurred on by one thing, and one thing only: islam. The death-cult of Mohammad is unquestionably at the very core of this entire incident. Islam is the reason behind the shootings.

Yet our president cautions us not to jump to conclusions. In truth, as he is a muslim himself, that is hardly surprising. The Director of Homeland Security cautions us against rash judgement. Why? Will any facts surface to unseat islam as the root cause of this tragedy? Of course they won't, but that is part of the propaganda machine. People are free to blame whatever they want on whoever they want whenever they want, especially if that blame can be laid at the feet of white, male conservatives, but it is unacceptable to blame muslims for anything. Any crime committed by a muslim must not mention the fact that the criminal is a muslim, because that is considered inflammatory and unnecessarily biased. Organizations like CAIR will stoop to any level to accuse anyone of anything, and they claim it is their right to do so; but let one person cast any kind of dispersion on muslims or islam, and they are guilty of a hate crime and must be persecuted. And this is, and has been, the modus operandi of islam in America. Blame everyone else while refusing to accept blame. Expect complete freedom of thought and speech while demanding that everyone else's be denied. Criticize, lie, and agitate while demanding protection from retaliation. Expect everything while giving nothing. Replace the U.S. Constitution with sharia law. This is their goal.

The homegrown threats are mounting, and will continue to mount, as long as so many people in this country continue to ignore them or dismiss them as inconsequential. Hasan's actions at Ft. Hood speak volumes: volumes about the threat of islam to the American way of life. Threats to Freedom and Peace. The time to take action is NOW. And if our current president won't take those actions, then the citizens of America need to find leaders who will, while we still have the ability to elect them.

As for Hasan himself, he is a dangerous criminal and needs to be treated as such. He is not mentally ill, and mental illness must not be allowed to factor into his prosecution. He should be given his fair trial; then he should be executed without mercy like the animal he is so that justice can be served.

More on the continuing story here.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Happy 234th Birthday to the United States Marine Corps!

Constantine's Sidearm would like to express our extreme gratitude to all the men and women who answer proudly to the name "Marine!"

It is because of you and your military brethren that our Great Nation remains free. Let us never forget that so few pay such a high price so that millions can continue to realize the American Dream.

May the Lord bless and keep you all.

Semper Fi!

Two For The Good Guys

So, Bammy...about those gubernatorial races...

HA!!! LOSER!!!

Seems that the cult of personality has lost a few members, now that the hallucinogens are starting to wear off.

2010 is shaping up to be a very good year indeed.

Story here.

To Honor The Fallen

Condolences to the family of SSgt. Olaf "Oz" Schmid, of the 2 Rifles Battle Group of the British Army. An expert bomb squad member, Schmid risked his own life to defuse more than 60 IEDs in Afghanistan, saving countless lives in the process. Schmid was killed instantly by the roadside bomb he was trying to defuse Saturday. It was to be his last mission before a two-week leave.

It saddens me that a soldier of any nation has to die because of the islamic scum that inhabit the world. May God give SSgt. Schmid eternal rest, and may He give soldiers of all nations the will, strength, and courage to fight the enemies of goodness and righteousness, until they are no more.

Story here.

Today's Science Buzz

Pretty nifty story about a widening rift in the Ethiopian desert that might fill in and become an ocean in a million years, which is a good thing because we'll need somewhere to put all that water from the melting polar ice caps that Al Gore keeps telling us about.

Story here.

Another Newsflash from the Religion of Peace

Faleh Hassan Almaleki was sent back to America from the UK, to face murder charges for running down his own daughter with his jeep. The 20-year-old woman, Noor, spent two weeks in a coma before succumbing to her injuries.

Her offense? Being too Westernized. Another "honor" killing in the name of Allah.

The fucked-up death cult strikes again. I hope this bastard gets raped daily in prison.

Story here.

We Don't Need No Stinkin' Reforms

That's not what they're saying, but that's what the current BFI-HC amounts to: "reform" that has a going price tag of $1.2 trillion.

In round numbers, that's $1,200,000,000,000.

Are the Dumbocrats trying to represent all of their key idiots in government by their own personal zero in this debacle? Hussein gets the first two, which leaves the Klingon First "Lady", Biden, Clinton, Emanuel, Axelrod, Geithner, Gates, Holder, and Napolitano each with one. Notice how the list omits both the Pelosi-bitch and Reid; I guess that means the cost will keep rising.

But not to worry. Pelosi-bitch spokesman Brendan Daly says the bill provides health care reform "in a way that is fiscally sound". I bet he even said it with a straight face. He also said that it "would not add one dime" to the deficit, which is technically true: it's actually going to add, in the words of Slim Pickens, "a shit-load of dimes."

I think it's time that the Karl Marx School of Economics is closed. Permanently.

Story here.

Swine Is As Swine Does

Hussein ought to know better, being a muslim: the death-cultists don't like pork. So why is Bammy listing the terrorist sum at Gitmo as "high risk" for H1N1, and making the vaccine available to them where there are shortages all over the country?

Does this makes any fucking sense to anybody? Anybody with a brain? Incite an unwarranted panic by declaring an unnecessary emergency, then give higher priority to enemy combatants than to the American citizens they've been trying to kill?

The fog has blown completely away, yet people still refuse to believe their own eyes.

Hussein fucks the American people. Again.

Story here.

Well, It's Like This...

The rants have been somewhat...gappy...lately here at the Sidearm. It's already November; Halloween weekend went by in a flash and just ate up the time.

But now that my coaching days are moving into hiatus for a while, I should be able to keep better track of the mean old world outside. That's the plan, anyway, unless real life intrudes, as is its wont.
Real life or hunting season.

So, it's Monday...bleahh...guess I'll see what Hussein is up to...

Justice Done Right

Want Justice on a proper scale? Have a Predator drone blow the shit out of some raghead fuckwads hiding in an Afghan cave. That is Justice-Gone-'Splodey, which is the best kind of justice.

But it makes the jagweeds at the UN sad. UN Special Rapporteur on Extrajudicial Executions Philip Alston is worried that these strikes may be operating in a "framework which may well violate international humanitarian law and international human rights law."

All those bombings that destroy shopping centers and schools and children? And the routine executions carried out in public and in secret on a regular basis in the countries comprising the UN Council on Human Rights? Well, I'm sure ol' Philly and his buddies will get around to thinking about looking into those things by and by. But let's stay focused, people, and bitch about precision attacks on armed combatants.

Give me a fucking break. The Useless Nimrods pandering to their crowd...again.

And where the hell do they come up with these job titles? I want to be the UN Special Rapporteur on Implementation of French Champagne in International Wet T-Shirt Contests Involving Victoria's Secret Models and Playboy Playmates. I'm just the guy for the job, and I'm sure my wife wouldn't mind one bit.

She'd mind 5,937 bits, but let's stay focused, people! There is parched cotton clothing to think about.

Story here, via RoA here, via The Jawa Report.

How Justice Should Be Served

In this case, ice cold.

The story makes me sick. Read it here.

There should be two steps in the punishment of this crime:

The ones involved in the gang-rape should be taken to a ravine, shot dead, and their bodies left for the coyotes.

The ones who stood around and watched, laughed, and took pictures, should be thrown into a maximum security prison for 20 years without parole. If they get raped in jail, they should be laughed at, then ignored.

And those are my "Nice" suggestions.

Maybe that might teach the clueless, soulless, uncaring fuckwads that shamble through their selfish, entitled lives that there is more to the world than their own huge, shallow egos.

The Ones That Got Away

FBI agents killed a radical muslim in Dearborn, Michigan, while serving a warrant. Luqman Ameen Abdallah (Shaballah-Dallah-Bing-Bong) was killed when he fired on the G-Men. Several of his followers were arrested in the raid, which raises two questions:

What kind of pussies were Abdallah's followers that they didn't open fire with their feckless leader?

Did the Feds just miss the other guys in the return fire?

Creeping shar'ia, folks, right in our own back yard. Time to wake the hell up.

Story here.

I've Got This Great Idea For A Movie...

Well, maybe not a movie, but at least a sketch on some lame comedy show. Here's the pitch:

I find myself in an isolated out-house with no toilet paper in sight. After a frantic search of walls, ceiling, pockets, etc., I find a copy of the koran under the toilet tank. With a shrug of my shoulders, I tear out a page and proceed to attend to business.

Sounds hilarious, doesn't it? Playful, at least? Playful in the way HBO execs thought Larry David urinating on a picture of Jesus was "playful"?

Well, fuck HBO and Larry David both. Apparently it's okay in their eyes to yet again make crude and ignorant jests at the expense of Catholics and Christians in general, and we're just supposed to laugh it off. Okay, fine...free speech and freedom of expression and all.

So does that make my sketch idea free speech or a hate/thought crime? In case you're wondering, let me answer that for you: if I were to actually film that bit (and I might), I would be branded with all sorts of unpleasant and utterly PC labels, and likely be either sued for defamation, charged with a hate crime, or both, and very likely become the target of a fatwa and receive all sorts of interesting death threats to me and my family. Which is utter bullshit; if what David and HBO pulled isn't defamation or a hate crime, neither is my idea. They're either both free speech and protected by the Constitution or neither of them are.

I am sick to fucking death of all the opportunist-PC shit that goes on in this country. Seems like everything is wrong and/or a hate or thought crime, unless it targets white males or Christians, then it becomes comedy and free speech, and us White Christian Males are over-reacting, as we typically do because of our chauvanistic bully-boy attitudes.

This is a shining example of what rampant liberalism does to a once-proud nation.

Let me just get this out, here and now: Hussein, liberals, Hollywood, the MSM, gays, minorities, vegans, tree-huggers, eco-thugs, PETA-types, illegal immigrants, socialists, globalists, gun-grabbers, muslims of every stripe, and Packers fans...

FUCK YOU!!!


Story here.

CSHOD for 10/28/09

The CSHOD for today is the "comedian" Larry David, the bald, washed-up little troll that should have hung it up years ago.

David's idea of a joke these days is to urinate on a picture of Christ, and make fun of miracles, Catholics, and Christians in general by spoofing a crying portrait of Jesus.

Pretty sure Jesus isn't laughing at all.

This is just another example of how low, debased, and downright un-funny most humor has become these days. Low-brow humor is one thing, but this is beyond tasteless, or would be if there was any taste left in Hollywood at all, which there isn't.

Larry David: ignorant, pathetic, boorish...and your CSHOD.

Only In Chicago

I've said it before: the only real problem with the City of Chicago is that it has been run by Democrats for way, way too long.

In a move sure to be filled with insider deals and pay-offs, Little Big Man Dicky Daley is considering leasing the city's water system. Can't trust private industry to deal with people's health care, but their water? Yeah, that's no big deal...they can just go over dere by da lake and fill a jug or sumpin, so get outta here wit yer complainin'.

This really pisses me off, because my city gets it's water from the Chicago system, and they already charge way the hell too much for it.

Story here. (Hat tip to my buddy Al for the lead.)

Some Monday Funny Therapy

At last, something to thank Hussein for. (Thanks to my buddy Mike for the pic.)

Become a fellow Rifleman, and join the NRA here.

I Know Obscene When I See It

Hussein feels that insurance companies need to be "kept honest"; the Pelosi-bitch likes to rail against the "immoral" and "obscene" profits made by private health care.

Well, I know obscene when I see it, and a 2.2% profit-margin is not obscene. In fact, it's the opposite of obscene...something along the lines of "paltry" or "measly".

Now, a $1 trillion federal deficit...that, my little proles, is obscene.

Profit story here.

Apparently, the Crazy-Meter Can't Be Peaked

This article is so asinine I'm not even going to comment on it. I'll just direct you to it, and you can see for yourself.

Save the Earth: Feed an Environmentalist to Your Dog.

Ow, My Freakin' Ears!

Several musicians were railing against the government Thursday, which of itself is nothing new. But these songsters, including Pearl Jam, REM, and the Roots, were demanding the set list of music used as "torture" at Gitmo.

Tom Morello, head jagweed and prime fuckwad of Rage Against the Machine, said, "The fact that music I helped create was used in crimes against humanity sickens me. We need to end the torture and close Guantanamo now."

Ever stop to think why your music was used, Tommy? Because your shitty music is a crime against humanity, just like REM and the Roots and most of Pearl Jam's crap. It's not so much music as it is sonic diarrhea. All it's fit for is to drive people nuts and be piped underground to frighten moles. You want to end the torture? Stop making your lousy music.

Story here.

That Old Boy Democrat Network

I wonder (well, wonderED, briefly) what Hillary thinks about Hussein, her "husband" and all the other broad-minded and progressive liberal-type men in Bammy's circle now?

First, Slick Willy goes to see the Norks. Now, John "Hey, I've Got A Medal" Kerry gets back from a "fact-finding" mission in Afghanistan, and is referred to as "Secretary" Kerry by Robert Gibbs, "mistakenly".

Good thing Hussein and his boys are finding all sorts of useful things for Hillary to do, like...ah...well, I'm sure there's something.

And what "facts", exactly, were Kerry trying to "find" in Afghanistan? Whether or not he'd still be able to get the opium for his self-love-ins if democracy was installed in the region?

Story here.

Who Would Have Thought...

One trainer was killed and another seriously wounded in Russia when the ice-skating bear they were working out turned on them.

Could have been a contract negotiation tactic; maybe the trainers violated a no-trade clause; maybe it was close to playoff time; or, just maybe, the bear had gotten fed up because these idiots were making him skate and all he really wanted to do was dance, and they were drinking all his vodka anyway.

The sad thing is, the police shot and killed the bear. No jury would have ever convicted it.

Knucklehead Human vs. Pissed Off Grizzly. Bet on the grizzly. Every time.

Story here.

From the "Who Fucking Cares?" Department

A handful of muslim graves have been desecrated in Caen, France; village officials report Nazi symbols on the graves of soldiers who died in WWII.

They'll forgive me if I don't lose any sleep over this, and not just because they're French. Graves of all kinds all over the world are desecrated by muslims on a regular basis, with absolutely no regard for the interred or their religious beliefs. So I could care less about a handful in a place where WAY more than 8 American Christians died so the Frogs could live free.

What is odd to me is the choice of graffiti. Swastikas on muslim graves? Were the vandals being ironic or paying the dead a compliment?

Story here.

From the Lighter Side

I'm a big fan of bourbon, Maker's Mark in particular, so I thought I'd share this little blurb on the spirit.

Short and to the point, like a tumbler of bourbon.

Shyeah, Right...Like It Could Ever Happen Here

Because, you know, Republicans are just like, filthy profiling hate-mongers and stuff and are just like, so stupid. Shut up, they are!

But on the other hand, this bit of news.

Good Joke, Man!

A friend sent me this joke. Some people will think it terrible or mean-spirited or racist or whatever. I thought it was funnier than hell, so I'll share:

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on his way into downtown Chicago. Nothing is moving, north or south. He sees a man walking by, who stops and knocks on his window. The driver rolls the window down and asks, "Hey, do you know what the hold-up is? What's going on?"

The man says, "Terrorists have kidnapped Obama, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and Oprah Winfrey, and are holding them hostage at Oprah's studio. They're demanding a $10 million dollar ransom, and if they don't get it, they're going to douse the hostages with gasoline and set them on fire. We're going through traffic, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much are people giving, on average?"

The man says, "About a gallon."

Thanks to T.G. (He knows who he is.)

Hussein and Global Socialism

An excellent piece over at Founding Bloggers. Well worth the read.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...

HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Sorry, I'm still chuckling over this. Funny as hell, and pathetic as hell at the same time.

Watch.

CSHOD for 10/19/09

Our CSHOD for today is Senate Finance Committee Chairman Max Baucus, for all of his bullshit work trying to prop up Hussein's BFI-HC.

As clueless as his master.

Wacko...

I'm starting another feature here at the Sidearm, and calling it "Sci-Fi Zaniness of the Day", or SFZOD, which has a pleasant sci-fi ring to it all by itself.

Todays SFZOD: the Large Hadron Collider and these wackos.

Another Reason to Hate islam

I've lost count at this point, but here's one more.

"Religion of Peace"? BULL-FUCKING-SHIT!!! "Depraved and Degenerate Death Cult". End of discussion.

Hey, Bammy? Rahm? I Have a Suggestion

That suggestion is: Eat Shit and Die!

Bammy and his yap-dog are just so darn mad at Fox News. Why? Because Fox News actually reports news, instead of being a mouthpiece for the New American Socialist Party.

Emanuel said on CNN (Communist News Network) that Hussein doesn't want "the CNN's and the others in the world [to] basically be led in following Fox."

Senior Hussein adviser David Ass-Rod went another step, calling for media outlets to not treat Fox as a news organization. Said Ass-Rod, "We're not going to treat them that way."

Once again, we have another example of "Dissent-is-the-Highest-Form-of-Patriotism-Unless-You-Bad Mouth-Our-Guy, then You're-a-Racist-Domestic-Terrorist".

The Hussein Administration: working hard to fuck up your country.

Story here.

The Going Rate for This One is 15,382 Words...

Discuss at your leisure.

What is a Gun-Grabber?

Gun-Grabber: (n., American slang): 1. a person who wants to ban possession of firearms, despite the right of firearm ownership being guaranteed to American citizens by the Constitution of the United States of America. 2. a complete fool with his head entirely inserted in his own rectum, thereby making it impossible to reason with or properly educate said fool.


The joke here, folks, is that I'm not really joking. The brain trust of the Bi-National on Rethinking the United States-Mexico Border is the proof in the pudding. Another example of completely misinformed jagweeds trying to press the Soros-backed anti-gun agenda, these dicks are hopping on the assault-weapon ban bandwagon, saying such will improve border security.

How do you say "bullshit" in Spanish? Ca-ca del Toro?

The NRA-ILA has the skinny here.

By the Way...

I hope everyone likes the new edition to the picture gallery (if you don't, tough shit, she's staying).

Suggested by Ranger Steve, I thought it an excellent representation of what we're all about here at Constantine's Sidearm: Heavenly guidance, the beauty of God's Creation, and being ready, willing, and able to send lead down-range in defense of our ideals should the need arise.

I'm not sure of the politics of the photographer (or who he or she is, for that matter), but our use of this picture is either A: a statement of solidarity, or B: ironic and mocking, so it's win-win for us. (If you own the rights to this picture, may we please use it? If not, let me know, and I'll take it down.)

Hot buns and cool guns...that's what life is really all about, isn't it? Now, if I can just get my wife to buy into the idea and pose for a few similar (and private) snaps, I'll really be in the cat-bird seat...

Yeah...I've Been Busy!

Okay, it's been an entire week since I've posted. Very lackadaisical on my part, assuredly. But, surprising though it may be to some, I actually have a life outside the blogosphere, and try as I might said life has an uncanny knack for getting in the way of my soap-boxing.

But never fear, intrepid readers. In the coming weeks, the weather will continue to grow colder, and the sun will take his act on the road until February, so gray skies and short days will reign again in the Midwest, forcing me farther indoors and giving me more opportunity to move up on Bammy's "Capitalist Yankee Imperialist Right-Wing Gun-Nut Bible-Thumping Domestic-Terror-Type Jack-Booted Insurrectionist Thugs and Red Meat Eaters" list.

To that end, let's see if I can piss the Dear Reader off a little bit today...

He'd Get My Vote

Retired Lt. Col. Allen West is running for office in Florida in 2010. Lucky Florida: if I lived in this guy's district I'd vote for him in a heart-beat.

West is intelligent, thoughtful, well-spoken, and has a common-sense grasp of the world that all too many of today's politicians lack. He is generally spot-on in his analysis of the Hussein administration and the many and frequent screw-ups made by Bammy and his drones.

America needs more people like West to take the reins and steer this country back to where it needs to be. The best of luck to him!

Story here.

Everybody Gets A Trophy Day

So...Bammy wins the Nobel Peace Prize, for being such a terrifically awesome fantastic guy. Too bad he is for jack-shit as a president. He is jack-shit for a man as well. He's about as terrifically awesome as a bad case of the runs.

What is this prize for, exactly? Sitting peacefully by while the scumbag arabs continue to try and push Israel into the sea? For being serene in the face of nuclear proliferation to rogue states? For calmly taking in stride the re-expansion of communist dictators in South and Central America?

Hussein joins Jimmah Carter as Peace Prize recipients. The two worst presidents in American history have both won the Nobel Peace Prize. They're going to have to change the name to the No-Balls Booby Prize.

Fucking losers.

I ain't linking this story. Find it your damn selves.

A Bit of Happy

It's not all bad news and dire predictions here at Constantine's Sidearm. Once in a while we have something meant to be fun and/or enlightening, such as this bit of news:

IT'S HOCKEY SEASON!!! GO BLACKHAWKS!!!

But wait, that's not all:

FOOTBALL SEASON IS IN FULL SWING!!! GO BEARS!!!

Sick to the gills of baseball season. Can't end fast enough.

Basketball season? The only basketball I care about is my daughter's: congrats to my little girl making her Jr. High basketball team!!!

To fans of the Packers, Red Wings, Ohio State and Notre Dame, and of course the Cubs: You suck.

Sometimes Saying Little Says Enough

I was going to post a huge, rambling essay as to why Roman Polanski is part of the scum of the earth, but then I realized I didn't need to. Why? Here are the facts:

1. Roman Polanski, at age 43, took nude photos of a 13-year-old girl.

2. During and after the "photo shoot", Polanski plied this 13-year-old girl with champagne and drugs.

3. When she was in no condition to fight back, Polanski sodomized this 13-year-old girl, despite her pleas for him to stop.

1+2+3= degenerate rapist scumbag. And I mean "rapist-rapist".

Need I say more?

I thought not.

CSHOD for 7 Oct 09

A bit late, perhaps, but today's CSHOD goes to the bestial and ghastly Whoopi Goldberg. If any woman deserves, nay mandates, being called a cunt, it's that "woman".

Her defense of Roman Polanski (he is way beyond shit-head material; more on him tomorrow) is as gross as it is pathetic. What exactly is "rape-rape", Whoopi? Rendering a 13-year-old girl helpless with champagne and drugs and then sodomizing her against her will doesn't qualify as rape? Sure as shit sounds like rape to me, you stupid bitch.

Maybe Whoopi feels that way because the only way she can get laid is by getting someone drunk and stoned enough to forget they're looking at a naked Whoopi Goldberg, if that's even possible, which I doubt. I've been so stoned I thought I was going to float away, and even then I wouldn't have had sex with that nasty water buffalo for all the Maui Wowie in the world.

More proof that Hollywood is as amoral as it gets; yet there are still millions of people that actually give a shit what celebrities say.

Water-Buffalo Goldberg...our CSHOD for 7 Oct 09.