A friend sent me this joke. Some people will think it terrible or mean-spirited or racist or whatever. I thought it was funnier than hell, so I'll share:
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on his way into downtown Chicago. Nothing is moving, north or south. He sees a man walking by, who stops and knocks on his window. The driver rolls the window down and asks, "Hey, do you know what the hold-up is? What's going on?"
The man says, "Terrorists have kidnapped Obama, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and Oprah Winfrey, and are holding them hostage at Oprah's studio. They're demanding a $10 million dollar ransom, and if they don't get it, they're going to douse the hostages with gasoline and set them on fire. We're going through traffic, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much are people giving, on average?"
The man says, "About a gallon."
Thanks to T.G. (He knows who he is.)
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