Mo' Mo' Gitmo

I fail to see any semblance of reason in Hussein's determination to close down Gitmo by January. The only possible reason he could have for doing this is his own gigantic ego. How many people from how many different agencies have to tell him its a bad idea before he accepts the truth and admits he was mistaken?

Well, given apparent size of his ugly melon, that question has no answer.

Guantanamo Bay has almost 250 pinheads in it that all want to see Americans brought to harm. So why let them go? Because other ragheads around the world complain about their treatment, and twits like the Pelosi-bitch buy their shine? What kind of jackass lets the bad guys go knowing full well they're going to be back? Someone who's in bed with the top bad guys, that's who. Hussein can't let the Gitmo thing go because the scumbag muslims he bows to want it closed.

But to where? No other country will take them, and no governor in the U.S. wants them in their state, supermax prison or otherwise. Why should the already overburdened and bullied American taxpayer have to pony up to keep terrorists alive and in comfort? It's bad enough that we have so many murderers, rapists, child molesters, what-have-you living off the working man's dime. Hussein's big idea is to add insult to injury?

Prez Jagweed is living in his own world. Here's to an alien invasion...

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Mo' Gitmo

This just brings a smile to my face. I'd say schadenfreude, but it's not shameful joy at all. It's happy-joy.

Ol' Bammy once again gets the cold slap in the face that reminds him it takes more than community organization skills to run a country. The Senate voted today 90-6 to put the kibosh on his plans to close Gitmo. No new money for the plan, no old money for the plan, no terrorist punks in America, no money to re-vamp any facility for the purpose...they pretty much bitch-slapped the whole deal. Which make sense, because the jagweeds at Gitmo are fucking terrorists.

Now Hussein is going to act all stern and tough, or try to, anyway, in an effort to get his fellow leftists to buy into his vision. Too much crap on this window, methinks.

Common Sense 1, Little Bammy 0.

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An Appointment Ready-Made For Pins

Question: Name three ingredients you could put together that are a sure-fire recipe for fireworks, scandal, and roving hit-squads on an epic scale?

Answer: The U.N., Haiti, and Bill Clinton.

The brain trust at Useless Nimrods have given Slick Willy the nod for special ambassador to Haiti, long the poorest and most turbulent nation in the Caribbean. This presents so many possibilities I'm at a loss as to where to begin.

Is this an appointment to get him out of the way in some James Bond-esque style? Send him out there to have Mr. Big put the Big Sleep on him in a voodoo ritual? Are they hoping Aristide still has a few goon squads lurking about, to pull the old back-of-a-van routine? Is Willy getting ready to mouth off about things Hilly would rather he not?

Or does the U.N. finally plan on stealing everything that isn't nailed down in Haiti, so they can send up a hue and cry for international aid that they can steal as well? That could be the case, as Slick Willy attended a meeting in April that raised $324 million for the Haitians. That could be a lot of money in Hamas' pockets.

Maybe someone has bought heavily into the doll and stick pin markets, and sees a golden opportunity for a titanic return on their investment? They say Clinton is popular in Haiti, but that might just be because white hair has some sort of special meaning in the ju-ju huts across the nation.

One thing is for sure: its a recipe for disaster. Crooks sending another crook to hand out suckers' money in a place no one has cared about for 50 years, with a grand history of coups and instability. This gives plenty of opportunity for people to wind up rich, arrested, or dead, and possibly all three.

I bet the bokurs and houngans are going nuts trying to figure this one out.

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She Done Good

Have to give a shout out to my favorite cousin, who was elected as president of her local Republican organization over the weekend. I went to their meeting at the NRA show, and it was nice to be in a room full of "right-minded" people. She does a great job, and I'm sure the people of Arizona will be voting for her some day.

Here's a link to their group, Republican Professionals.

Take Three

Back to the Maxim thing for a minute:

I saw Mila Kunis in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" last night.

She's back on the list.

We can change her politics; she's just dead sexy. The movie was mildly funny as well, although Jonah Hill is rapidly going from "dorky-funny" to "going to get stabbed in the eye if he keeps it up'.

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Getting Rid of What Hussein Really Needs

The Pentagon came out Monday saying that Bible verses would no longer be included in their briefings to the President. Seems some muslim was offended. Tough shit, I say. For more on this, let's hear from Ranger Steve:

"Why are muslims working as analysts at the Pentagon? That's a rhetorical question, really: we need the inside dope on the rag-head booger-eaters, and what better source could there be? However, we should screen the traitorous little bastards better. Any one of them that gets offended by a Bible verse should be sent back to the Middle East with "I Worked for the U.S. Govt" tattooed on their forehead".

I'd add high-heels and a sequined gown for the drag-queen effect, but I'm down with the ink, for sure.

Thanks to Ranger Steve for the heads-up.

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NRA Convention

I went to my first NRA Convention in Phoenix this weekend. My first thought? I should have started going years ago.

What an awesome display not only of more firearms and cool gear than you could shake a deuce-and-a-half at, but a display of Freedom, in the largest and grandest sense. A huge building packed with people who really understand what liberty is, how important the 2nd Amendment is, and what it means to stand up and be counted as an AMERICAN, not as some hyphenated half-breed that worries more about foreign opinion than national security.

The convention itself was everything a gun owner could want to see. Booth upon booth of guns and gear that ran the whole spectrum of the firearms industry. I didn't attend any, but there were also plenty of seminars as well, packed full of all sorts of nifty, educational, and useful info. Next year I'll be sure to make time for the whole shebang.

My cousin, a very savvy and politically active gal, showed me around and introduced me to more than a few people that it was a pleasure to meet. People that weren't awash in the political crap that floats around Cook County, Il...the Dark Abode of the Democratic Machine. When people saw that I was from Illinois, most just shook their heads in sympathy, with a look of pity in their eyes. I knew exactly what they meant, as Illinois has some of the most repressive and unconstitutional gun laws in the entire country. Yet Chicago is one of the most dangerous cities in the country...but try to get the Demo-Rats and bleeding hearts to connect those dots. You'd have an easier time sticking a grenade into a Derringer.

My funny story for the convention: I'm at the Barret booth with my cousin and her boyfriend, a good guy who is a Maricopa County Sherriff, looking at the Model 82A1 in .50 BMG. Way cool, very heavy, all spiffed out with nifty accessories. So I'm looking through the scope, and as I'm moving it around I accidentally lock onto a guy who is at that moment taking a flash picture, pointed right at me.

Let me say this: catching a camera flash through a huge rifle scope is a good way to have your eyeball blown out the back of your head. I was seeing that flash every time I blinked my eye for 5 minutes. But, I got to hold a very cool rifle, so...even trade there.

It was a great event. I can't wait for next year's gig. If you're reading this and you're not an NRA member...sign the hell up!