Dear PETA Members:
Please, drink the kool-aid and end the misery you clowns put us through. No fur, no leather, no meat, no-whatever-we-pull-out-of-a-hat-this-week...and now you want a robot for Groundhog Day. You're worried that a groundhog with a brain the size of a walnut is going to be permanently traumatized by a crowd and their vicious flash bulbs? He's got a good gig, and you smarmy idiots are going to ruin it for him. That is cruel.
And meat is murder...tasty, tasty murder.
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Tonight's Funny
Anyone catch Dennis Miller on O'Reilly's show before the speech? He was in rare form:
"Nancy Pelosi is more unhinged than a double-wide's front door during a DEA crystal meth bust."
"Nancy Pelosi is more unhinged than a double-wide's front door during a DEA crystal meth bust."
DONE!
I think I lasted 7 minutes. I was starting to black out. How can I put this...
barack Hussein obama is a complete fuck-jacking piece of shit.
I think that sums it up nicely.
Seriously, what a sanctimonious prick. He is a blight on this nation, a shame that it will take long years to live down. He brought nothing...NOTHING...to the table except empty promises and an overinflated ego. "Doing what is right isn't always popular." Well, that's true, but in his case he does unpopular things because they're the wrong fucking things to do!
The revolution has been sparked...let's make sure we fan it into a raging inferno and burn Hussein's pestilence from Our Great Nation.
barack Hussein obama is a complete fuck-jacking piece of shit.
I think that sums it up nicely.
Seriously, what a sanctimonious prick. He is a blight on this nation, a shame that it will take long years to live down. He brought nothing...NOTHING...to the table except empty promises and an overinflated ego. "Doing what is right isn't always popular." Well, that's true, but in his case he does unpopular things because they're the wrong fucking things to do!
The revolution has been sparked...let's make sure we fan it into a raging inferno and burn Hussein's pestilence from Our Great Nation.
I Can't Wait...
Sorry, that's bullshit. I can wait.
I'm going to do something tonight that I very rarely do: watch a State of the Union address. I didn't even watch Bush all that much; I'm just not into the whole gig.
But I'm going to watch anyway...because I hate Hussein so much, and I want to see for myself just how much of a complete fucking jackass he really is when he opens his goofy yap.
I'll give a more concise slam later.
BTW, Bammy...fuck you and the horse you rode in on. Make sure your scummy lapdogs get that into my file.
I'm going to do something tonight that I very rarely do: watch a State of the Union address. I didn't even watch Bush all that much; I'm just not into the whole gig.
But I'm going to watch anyway...because I hate Hussein so much, and I want to see for myself just how much of a complete fucking jackass he really is when he opens his goofy yap.
I'll give a more concise slam later.
BTW, Bammy...fuck you and the horse you rode in on. Make sure your scummy lapdogs get that into my file.
Monday, January 25, 2010
Maybe They're Looking for A New Image
Maybe the Italians are looking for a new international image, to replace the still lingering one they have as experts on how to lose a war.
Italian Disaster Chief Guido Bertolaso has called U.S. disaster relief in Haiti "pathetic".
Italy's herculean efforts have produced a relative handful of workers and $9 million in aid.
America's paltry contribution has amounted to only 13,000 troops and $184 million in aid.
Hey, Guido...kiss mio asino!
Italian Disaster Chief Guido Bertolaso has called U.S. disaster relief in Haiti "pathetic".
Italy's herculean efforts have produced a relative handful of workers and $9 million in aid.
America's paltry contribution has amounted to only 13,000 troops and $184 million in aid.
Hey, Guido...kiss mio asino!
Oh, Ya Think???
A headline on FOXNews.com suggested that maybe it was time for Hussein to quit blaming Bush for everything; even some Democrats are wising up to this.
Well, no fucking shit. Every time Bammy runs into a situation that he can't handle, which has been all of them to this point, he not only falls flat on his face but manages to explain how it was Bush that tripped him up. Instead of, say, his gross incompetence, his shit-for-brains advisers, and an ego matched only in proportion by his wife's hideous taste in everything.
The biggest tragedy is the fact that it's taken a full year of fuck-ups for some people to finally start to realize what a clueless jackass Hussein really is. One thing his lick-spittles really try to hammer home is how the ongoing financial crisis is all Bush's fault.
But it isn't, and here's why: the real catalyst for this giant downtown were the policies of the Clinton administration, which rammed through ignorant and short-sighted ideas like funding Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac and forcing banks to loan out vast sums of money to people that neither deserved nor could afford said loans. Leading economist at the time warned that whatever immediate benefit might be seen, in 3 or 4 years the harsh impact would be felt, and lo and behold it was, during Bush's first term. A crisis, much like 9/11, that Bush neither created nor had an opportunity to head off; he was just left to deal with the repercussions.
Not to mention this little tidbit: in the 8 years that Bush was in office, the federal deficit as a percentage of the GDP never rose higher than 3.56% in 2004. In 2009, Hussein's first-year mark came in at 12.93%, more than three times higher than Bush's worst showing. See the numbers here.
It's obvious that "the one" is nothing more than a practice-squad scrub. I just hope we can get him out of the game before he blows our entire lead.
Well, no fucking shit. Every time Bammy runs into a situation that he can't handle, which has been all of them to this point, he not only falls flat on his face but manages to explain how it was Bush that tripped him up. Instead of, say, his gross incompetence, his shit-for-brains advisers, and an ego matched only in proportion by his wife's hideous taste in everything.
The biggest tragedy is the fact that it's taken a full year of fuck-ups for some people to finally start to realize what a clueless jackass Hussein really is. One thing his lick-spittles really try to hammer home is how the ongoing financial crisis is all Bush's fault.
But it isn't, and here's why: the real catalyst for this giant downtown were the policies of the Clinton administration, which rammed through ignorant and short-sighted ideas like funding Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac and forcing banks to loan out vast sums of money to people that neither deserved nor could afford said loans. Leading economist at the time warned that whatever immediate benefit might be seen, in 3 or 4 years the harsh impact would be felt, and lo and behold it was, during Bush's first term. A crisis, much like 9/11, that Bush neither created nor had an opportunity to head off; he was just left to deal with the repercussions.
Not to mention this little tidbit: in the 8 years that Bush was in office, the federal deficit as a percentage of the GDP never rose higher than 3.56% in 2004. In 2009, Hussein's first-year mark came in at 12.93%, more than three times higher than Bush's worst showing. See the numbers here.
It's obvious that "the one" is nothing more than a practice-squad scrub. I just hope we can get him out of the game before he blows our entire lead.
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