Wednesday, January 27, 2010

An Open Letter to PETA

Dear PETA Members:

Please, drink the kool-aid and end the misery you clowns put us through. No fur, no leather, no meat, no-whatever-we-pull-out-of-a-hat-this-week...and now you want a robot for Groundhog Day. You're worried that a groundhog with a brain the size of a walnut is going to be permanently traumatized by a crowd and their vicious flash bulbs? He's got a good gig, and you smarmy idiots are going to ruin it for him. That is cruel.

And meat is murder...tasty, tasty murder.

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