Proving once again that it's not all hard-hitting politics and witty, incisive remarks, here's a link to a bunch of really smashing pictures of outer space.
Enjoy!
Friday, December 4, 2009
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Now I'm In A Quandry...
I just finished giving out today's shit-head award, and now Ranger Steve sends me this: a homeowner's association in Virginia wants a 90-year-old veteran, a Colonel with 20 medals, including a Medal of Honor and 3 Purple Hearts, to take down the flagpole in his yard because it is not "aesthetically appropriate".
I'm pissed off for two reasons:
1. This is total bullshit, and the homeowner's association should shut their freakin' pie holes.
2. Now I have to come up with a new award on the fly, because Ranger Steve wasn't 5 minutes quicker with his emailing.
So, without further ado, I award the Sussex Square Homeowner's Association the inaugural Ranger Steve Red Jackass Award, given for donkey-brained commie bullshit like hassling a 90-year-old vet about his flagpole.
Story here, with a nod to Ranger Steve, even though he put me on the spot to be clever in a pinch.
I eagerly await his undoubtedly colorful comment.
I'm pissed off for two reasons:
1. This is total bullshit, and the homeowner's association should shut their freakin' pie holes.
2. Now I have to come up with a new award on the fly, because Ranger Steve wasn't 5 minutes quicker with his emailing.
So, without further ado, I award the Sussex Square Homeowner's Association the inaugural Ranger Steve Red Jackass Award, given for donkey-brained commie bullshit like hassling a 90-year-old vet about his flagpole.
Story here, with a nod to Ranger Steve, even though he put me on the spot to be clever in a pinch.
I eagerly await his undoubtedly colorful comment.
CSHOD for 12/3/09
Today's Complete Shit-Head of the Day Award goes to the never logical but always entertaining Sen. Barbara Boxer (Dingbat-Fruit Coast). Admittedly, this is very much like giving the village idiot a new dunce cap, but even village idiots need to be recognized once in a while.
Ol' Babs wants to see a criminal prosecution of the hackers that leaked the Climate Research Unit emails that make a pretty good case for the CRU's manipulation of global warming "facts". Apparently she's very concerned about the hacking, but not so much the evidence exposing (again) one of the greatest scams ever perpetrated on the human race. I can hear her now: "Yeah, those CRU guys are totally full of shit and have been lying through their teeth about this whole global warming thing on a continuous basis for the last decade or so, but the guys who leaked the truth to the world? They're the real criminals here." Which is akin to saying, "Forget the guy who just off-loaded 5 tons of marijuana from his million-dollar yacht at the public marina, because the two surfers sitting in the sand blowing a doob are the real criminals."
But that is typical Boxer. Which is why she always gets skipped over when people are passing the bong around at parties. Or she would be, if she ever got invited to any cool parties. So, for her astounding yet predictable thick-headedness, I hereby declare Barbara Boxer your CSHOD.
Hacker story here.
Ol' Babs wants to see a criminal prosecution of the hackers that leaked the Climate Research Unit emails that make a pretty good case for the CRU's manipulation of global warming "facts". Apparently she's very concerned about the hacking, but not so much the evidence exposing (again) one of the greatest scams ever perpetrated on the human race. I can hear her now: "Yeah, those CRU guys are totally full of shit and have been lying through their teeth about this whole global warming thing on a continuous basis for the last decade or so, but the guys who leaked the truth to the world? They're the real criminals here." Which is akin to saying, "Forget the guy who just off-loaded 5 tons of marijuana from his million-dollar yacht at the public marina, because the two surfers sitting in the sand blowing a doob are the real criminals."
But that is typical Boxer. Which is why she always gets skipped over when people are passing the bong around at parties. Or she would be, if she ever got invited to any cool parties. So, for her astounding yet predictable thick-headedness, I hereby declare Barbara Boxer your CSHOD.
Hacker story here.
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
UPDATE!!!
Seattle police have shot and killed fugitive cop-killer and suspected child-rapist Maurice Clemmons. More arrests are expected to follow as police round up family members believed to have aided Clemmons.
Now all they have to do is feed his body to the coyotes, and my 3-step plan will be spot-on.
Well done, Seattle police. And God Bless the families of the 4 slain officers: Mark Renninger, Ronald Owens, Tina Griswold, and Greg Richards. May they Rest in Peace.
Story here.
Now all they have to do is feed his body to the coyotes, and my 3-step plan will be spot-on.
Well done, Seattle police. And God Bless the families of the 4 slain officers: Mark Renninger, Ronald Owens, Tina Griswold, and Greg Richards. May they Rest in Peace.
Story here.
Monday, November 30, 2009
A Huge Step in the Right Direction
The Swiss people, by a 15% margin, voted Sunday to ban the construction of minarets. Only 4 of the 26 cantons in Switzerland opposed the measure, giving the measure double the support it needed. The Swiss feel, rightly so, that minarets are a symbol not only of the degenerate death-cult muslims adhere to, but a symbol of their thirst for political power and the establishment of world-wide sharia law. (The Turkish Prime Minister has even compared mosques to islam's military barracks, and said the "minarets are our bayonets". Some religion of peace, eh?)
There are four standing minarets in Switzerland, which unfortunately will not be affected by the ban, and muslims will be allowed to continue practicing their despicable creed. Nevertheless, the ban is a huge victory over the armies of islam, and hopefully one that will be repeated over the rest of Europe.
I cannot express how happy I am at this. Well, let me try:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!! SCREW YOU AND YOUR GOAT-LOVING, MURDEROUS PEDOPHILE BANDIT OF A PROPHET, YOU RAG-HEADED HEATHEN BASTARDS!!!!!
Or something like that.
We can only hope and pray that the ban sticks and isn't overturned by the Swiss Supreme Court. Of course, there's the usual belly-aching by any number of muslim dirt-bags, but to hell with them. Before they keep bitching about the ban, maybe they ought to look at what kinds of rights Christians and Jews and their places of worship enjoy in muslim countries. There are a number of them, and that number is ZERO. So they can all get bent.
Now we just need to enact the minaret ban here in America. But we'll take the Swiss victory for what it is. Sometimes, ya just gotta smile at what life can bring.
Story here.
There are four standing minarets in Switzerland, which unfortunately will not be affected by the ban, and muslims will be allowed to continue practicing their despicable creed. Nevertheless, the ban is a huge victory over the armies of islam, and hopefully one that will be repeated over the rest of Europe.
I cannot express how happy I am at this. Well, let me try:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!! SCREW YOU AND YOUR GOAT-LOVING, MURDEROUS PEDOPHILE BANDIT OF A PROPHET, YOU RAG-HEADED HEATHEN BASTARDS!!!!!
Or something like that.
We can only hope and pray that the ban sticks and isn't overturned by the Swiss Supreme Court. Of course, there's the usual belly-aching by any number of muslim dirt-bags, but to hell with them. Before they keep bitching about the ban, maybe they ought to look at what kinds of rights Christians and Jews and their places of worship enjoy in muslim countries. There are a number of them, and that number is ZERO. So they can all get bent.
Now we just need to enact the minaret ban here in America. But we'll take the Swiss victory for what it is. Sometimes, ya just gotta smile at what life can bring.
Story here.
Three Cheers for Honduras!
Constantine's Sidearm would like to send out hearty congratulations to the people of Honduras. They have spoken at the polls, and have defied the threat of marxist tyranny, by electing Porfirio Lobo as their president.
That means that Manuel Zelaya, the former president who tried to re-write the Honduran constitution despite the country's Supreme Court ruling his actions illegal, is shit out of luck. Good riddance to bad rubbish. Zelaya was ousted in a military coup for trying to act like his fellow piece of shit and commie homie Hugo Chavez. (That's the same Chavez that Hussein admires so much. Notice a pattern?) Now maybe Bammy can pull his head out of his ass, at least long enough to reinstate American aid to Honduras.
I have to admit I don't know much at all about Lobo, but one key idea of his makes me think he's the right man for the job: he intends to encourage private investment to create jobs. Imagine that: a government with the brains to know that private enterprise and free-market capitalism is the way to improve the country as a whole. Instead of, say, trying to get the government's fingers into every small slice of pie they can find. But who would be enough of a mindless twit to think the government should run everything?
Oh, that's right...Hussein and Hugo. The Barnum & Bailey of the Mindless Twit World.
Honduras story here.
That means that Manuel Zelaya, the former president who tried to re-write the Honduran constitution despite the country's Supreme Court ruling his actions illegal, is shit out of luck. Good riddance to bad rubbish. Zelaya was ousted in a military coup for trying to act like his fellow piece of shit and commie homie Hugo Chavez. (That's the same Chavez that Hussein admires so much. Notice a pattern?) Now maybe Bammy can pull his head out of his ass, at least long enough to reinstate American aid to Honduras.
I have to admit I don't know much at all about Lobo, but one key idea of his makes me think he's the right man for the job: he intends to encourage private investment to create jobs. Imagine that: a government with the brains to know that private enterprise and free-market capitalism is the way to improve the country as a whole. Instead of, say, trying to get the government's fingers into every small slice of pie they can find. But who would be enough of a mindless twit to think the government should run everything?
Oh, that's right...Hussein and Hugo. The Barnum & Bailey of the Mindless Twit World.
Honduras story here.
The Ideal Solution
I have an easy, 3-step plan for dealing with the issue of suspected cop-killer and child rapist Maurice Clemmons:
1. Find him.
2. Execute him.
3. Feed his body to the coyotes.
This murdering rapist (kind of like Mohammed...wonder if he was a muslim?) is a prime example of how the bleeding-hearts and organizations like the ACLU have made a mockery of the prison system. He should have never even been up for parole, let alone released from an Arkansas prison, or released on bond pending his child rape case.
The Devil is stoking the fires on your own private cauldron, Clemmons. I hope it hurts.
Story here.
1. Find him.
2. Execute him.
3. Feed his body to the coyotes.
This murdering rapist (kind of like Mohammed...wonder if he was a muslim?) is a prime example of how the bleeding-hearts and organizations like the ACLU have made a mockery of the prison system. He should have never even been up for parole, let alone released from an Arkansas prison, or released on bond pending his child rape case.
The Devil is stoking the fires on your own private cauldron, Clemmons. I hope it hurts.
Story here.
How About That Health Care Plan?
A new report says that the Senate bill for the BFI-HC will increase premiums for people not covered through their jobs; however, for some people, part of that cost will be defrayed by taxpayers.
Bottom line: the bullshit the liberals are trying to ramrod home is going to make health-care more expensive for everyone. Kinda the exact fucking opposite of what they said was going to happen.
Amazingly enough, there are still people who believe that health care reform is necessary. Run, little lemmings, run.
Story here.
Bottom line: the bullshit the liberals are trying to ramrod home is going to make health-care more expensive for everyone. Kinda the exact fucking opposite of what they said was going to happen.
Amazingly enough, there are still people who believe that health care reform is necessary. Run, little lemmings, run.
Story here.
This Just In...
Barry Hussein Obingbong is still a lying, incompetent, dastardly little prick, destined to be the worst president EVER.
For those of you that had forgotten.
For those of you that had forgotten.
All Righty Then...
I realize that a week between post does not a consistent blog make. But I have perfectly good reasons for my inactivity:
1. It was Thanksgiving week, and I had a houseful of relatives for 5 days.
2. It's hunting season.
But I am back on the job, and ready to get after the bleeding-hearts and dumb-asses of the world again.
So without further ado:
What's up with Tiger Woods? Is it just me or does the whole incident not make a bit of sense? My guess is that its something sordid that Woods is trying to cover up, and likely spreading a ton of cash around under the table to make go away. I have three questions:
1. Why do we care enough to have the media coverage blitz?
2. Who is the other skirt that may or may not be involved?
3. How much is this really going to cost Woods?
I'm sure the National Inquirer will fill us in by the end of the week.
Fox News story here.
1. It was Thanksgiving week, and I had a houseful of relatives for 5 days.
2. It's hunting season.
But I am back on the job, and ready to get after the bleeding-hearts and dumb-asses of the world again.
So without further ado:
What's up with Tiger Woods? Is it just me or does the whole incident not make a bit of sense? My guess is that its something sordid that Woods is trying to cover up, and likely spreading a ton of cash around under the table to make go away. I have three questions:
1. Why do we care enough to have the media coverage blitz?
2. Who is the other skirt that may or may not be involved?
3. How much is this really going to cost Woods?
I'm sure the National Inquirer will fill us in by the end of the week.
Fox News story here.
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