This article is so asinine I'm not even going to comment on it. I'll just direct you to it, and you can see for yourself.
Save the Earth: Feed an Environmentalist to Your Dog.
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Ow, My Freakin' Ears!
Several musicians were railing against the government Thursday, which of itself is nothing new. But these songsters, including Pearl Jam, REM, and the Roots, were demanding the set list of music used as "torture" at Gitmo.
Tom Morello, head jagweed and prime fuckwad of Rage Against the Machine, said, "The fact that music I helped create was used in crimes against humanity sickens me. We need to end the torture and close Guantanamo now."
Ever stop to think why your music was used, Tommy? Because your shitty music is a crime against humanity, just like REM and the Roots and most of Pearl Jam's crap. It's not so much music as it is sonic diarrhea. All it's fit for is to drive people nuts and be piped underground to frighten moles. You want to end the torture? Stop making your lousy music.
Story here.
Tom Morello, head jagweed and prime fuckwad of Rage Against the Machine, said, "The fact that music I helped create was used in crimes against humanity sickens me. We need to end the torture and close Guantanamo now."
Ever stop to think why your music was used, Tommy? Because your shitty music is a crime against humanity, just like REM and the Roots and most of Pearl Jam's crap. It's not so much music as it is sonic diarrhea. All it's fit for is to drive people nuts and be piped underground to frighten moles. You want to end the torture? Stop making your lousy music.
Story here.
That Old Boy Democrat Network
I wonder (well, wonderED, briefly) what Hillary thinks about Hussein, her "husband" and all the other broad-minded and progressive liberal-type men in Bammy's circle now?
First, Slick Willy goes to see the Norks. Now, John "Hey, I've Got A Medal" Kerry gets back from a "fact-finding" mission in Afghanistan, and is referred to as "Secretary" Kerry by Robert Gibbs, "mistakenly".
Good thing Hussein and his boys are finding all sorts of useful things for Hillary to do, like...ah...well, I'm sure there's something.
And what "facts", exactly, were Kerry trying to "find" in Afghanistan? Whether or not he'd still be able to get the opium for his self-love-ins if democracy was installed in the region?
Story here.
First, Slick Willy goes to see the Norks. Now, John "Hey, I've Got A Medal" Kerry gets back from a "fact-finding" mission in Afghanistan, and is referred to as "Secretary" Kerry by Robert Gibbs, "mistakenly".
Good thing Hussein and his boys are finding all sorts of useful things for Hillary to do, like...ah...well, I'm sure there's something.
And what "facts", exactly, were Kerry trying to "find" in Afghanistan? Whether or not he'd still be able to get the opium for his self-love-ins if democracy was installed in the region?
Story here.
Who Would Have Thought...
One trainer was killed and another seriously wounded in Russia when the ice-skating bear they were working out turned on them.
Could have been a contract negotiation tactic; maybe the trainers violated a no-trade clause; maybe it was close to playoff time; or, just maybe, the bear had gotten fed up because these idiots were making him skate and all he really wanted to do was dance, and they were drinking all his vodka anyway.
The sad thing is, the police shot and killed the bear. No jury would have ever convicted it.
Knucklehead Human vs. Pissed Off Grizzly. Bet on the grizzly. Every time.
Story here.
Could have been a contract negotiation tactic; maybe the trainers violated a no-trade clause; maybe it was close to playoff time; or, just maybe, the bear had gotten fed up because these idiots were making him skate and all he really wanted to do was dance, and they were drinking all his vodka anyway.
The sad thing is, the police shot and killed the bear. No jury would have ever convicted it.
Knucklehead Human vs. Pissed Off Grizzly. Bet on the grizzly. Every time.
Story here.
From the "Who Fucking Cares?" Department
A handful of muslim graves have been desecrated in Caen, France; village officials report Nazi symbols on the graves of soldiers who died in WWII.
They'll forgive me if I don't lose any sleep over this, and not just because they're French. Graves of all kinds all over the world are desecrated by muslims on a regular basis, with absolutely no regard for the interred or their religious beliefs. So I could care less about a handful in a place where WAY more than 8 American Christians died so the Frogs could live free.
What is odd to me is the choice of graffiti. Swastikas on muslim graves? Were the vandals being ironic or paying the dead a compliment?
Story here.
They'll forgive me if I don't lose any sleep over this, and not just because they're French. Graves of all kinds all over the world are desecrated by muslims on a regular basis, with absolutely no regard for the interred or their religious beliefs. So I could care less about a handful in a place where WAY more than 8 American Christians died so the Frogs could live free.
What is odd to me is the choice of graffiti. Swastikas on muslim graves? Were the vandals being ironic or paying the dead a compliment?
Story here.
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
From the Lighter Side
I'm a big fan of bourbon, Maker's Mark in particular, so I thought I'd share this little blurb on the spirit.
Short and to the point, like a tumbler of bourbon.
Short and to the point, like a tumbler of bourbon.
Shyeah, Right...Like It Could Ever Happen Here
Because, you know, Republicans are just like, filthy profiling hate-mongers and stuff and are just like, so stupid. Shut up, they are!
But on the other hand, this bit of news.
But on the other hand, this bit of news.
Good Joke, Man!
A friend sent me this joke. Some people will think it terrible or mean-spirited or racist or whatever. I thought it was funnier than hell, so I'll share:
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on his way into downtown Chicago. Nothing is moving, north or south. He sees a man walking by, who stops and knocks on his window. The driver rolls the window down and asks, "Hey, do you know what the hold-up is? What's going on?"
The man says, "Terrorists have kidnapped Obama, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and Oprah Winfrey, and are holding them hostage at Oprah's studio. They're demanding a $10 million dollar ransom, and if they don't get it, they're going to douse the hostages with gasoline and set them on fire. We're going through traffic, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much are people giving, on average?"
The man says, "About a gallon."
Thanks to T.G. (He knows who he is.)
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on his way into downtown Chicago. Nothing is moving, north or south. He sees a man walking by, who stops and knocks on his window. The driver rolls the window down and asks, "Hey, do you know what the hold-up is? What's going on?"
The man says, "Terrorists have kidnapped Obama, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and Oprah Winfrey, and are holding them hostage at Oprah's studio. They're demanding a $10 million dollar ransom, and if they don't get it, they're going to douse the hostages with gasoline and set them on fire. We're going through traffic, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much are people giving, on average?"
The man says, "About a gallon."
Thanks to T.G. (He knows who he is.)
Monday, October 19, 2009
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...
HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Sorry, I'm still chuckling over this. Funny as hell, and pathetic as hell at the same time.
Watch.
Sorry, I'm still chuckling over this. Funny as hell, and pathetic as hell at the same time.
Watch.
CSHOD for 10/19/09
Our CSHOD for today is Senate Finance Committee Chairman Max Baucus, for all of his bullshit work trying to prop up Hussein's BFI-HC.
As clueless as his master.
As clueless as his master.
Another Reason to Hate islam
I've lost count at this point, but here's one more.
"Religion of Peace"? BULL-FUCKING-SHIT!!! "Depraved and Degenerate Death Cult". End of discussion.
"Religion of Peace"? BULL-FUCKING-SHIT!!! "Depraved and Degenerate Death Cult". End of discussion.
Hey, Bammy? Rahm? I Have a Suggestion
That suggestion is: Eat Shit and Die!
Bammy and his yap-dog are just so darn mad at Fox News. Why? Because Fox News actually reports news, instead of being a mouthpiece for the New American Socialist Party.
Emanuel said on CNN (Communist News Network) that Hussein doesn't want "the CNN's and the others in the world [to] basically be led in following Fox."
Senior Hussein adviser David Ass-Rod went another step, calling for media outlets to not treat Fox as a news organization. Said Ass-Rod, "We're not going to treat them that way."
Once again, we have another example of "Dissent-is-the-Highest-Form-of-Patriotism-Unless-You-Bad Mouth-Our-Guy, then You're-a-Racist-Domestic-Terrorist".
The Hussein Administration: working hard to fuck up your country.
Story here.
Bammy and his yap-dog are just so darn mad at Fox News. Why? Because Fox News actually reports news, instead of being a mouthpiece for the New American Socialist Party.
Emanuel said on CNN (Communist News Network) that Hussein doesn't want "the CNN's and the others in the world [to] basically be led in following Fox."
Senior Hussein adviser David Ass-Rod went another step, calling for media outlets to not treat Fox as a news organization. Said Ass-Rod, "We're not going to treat them that way."
Once again, we have another example of "Dissent-is-the-Highest-Form-of-Patriotism-Unless-You-Bad Mouth-Our-Guy, then You're-a-Racist-Domestic-Terrorist".
The Hussein Administration: working hard to fuck up your country.
Story here.
What is a Gun-Grabber?
Gun-Grabber: (n., American slang): 1. a person who wants to ban possession of firearms, despite the right of firearm ownership being guaranteed to American citizens by the Constitution of the United States of America. 2. a complete fool with his head entirely inserted in his own rectum, thereby making it impossible to reason with or properly educate said fool.
The joke here, folks, is that I'm not really joking. The brain trust of the Bi-National on Rethinking the United States-Mexico Border is the proof in the pudding. Another example of completely misinformed jagweeds trying to press the Soros-backed anti-gun agenda, these dicks are hopping on the assault-weapon ban bandwagon, saying such will improve border security.
How do you say "bullshit" in Spanish? Ca-ca del Toro?
The NRA-ILA has the skinny here.
The joke here, folks, is that I'm not really joking. The brain trust of the Bi-National on Rethinking the United States-Mexico Border is the proof in the pudding. Another example of completely misinformed jagweeds trying to press the Soros-backed anti-gun agenda, these dicks are hopping on the assault-weapon ban bandwagon, saying such will improve border security.
How do you say "bullshit" in Spanish? Ca-ca del Toro?
The NRA-ILA has the skinny here.
By the Way...
I hope everyone likes the new edition to the picture gallery (if you don't, tough shit, she's staying).
Suggested by Ranger Steve, I thought it an excellent representation of what we're all about here at Constantine's Sidearm: Heavenly guidance, the beauty of God's Creation, and being ready, willing, and able to send lead down-range in defense of our ideals should the need arise.
I'm not sure of the politics of the photographer (or who he or she is, for that matter), but our use of this picture is either A: a statement of solidarity, or B: ironic and mocking, so it's win-win for us. (If you own the rights to this picture, may we please use it? If not, let me know, and I'll take it down.)
Hot buns and cool guns...that's what life is really all about, isn't it? Now, if I can just get my wife to buy into the idea and pose for a few similar (and private) snaps, I'll really be in the cat-bird seat...
Suggested by Ranger Steve, I thought it an excellent representation of what we're all about here at Constantine's Sidearm: Heavenly guidance, the beauty of God's Creation, and being ready, willing, and able to send lead down-range in defense of our ideals should the need arise.
I'm not sure of the politics of the photographer (or who he or she is, for that matter), but our use of this picture is either A: a statement of solidarity, or B: ironic and mocking, so it's win-win for us. (If you own the rights to this picture, may we please use it? If not, let me know, and I'll take it down.)
Hot buns and cool guns...that's what life is really all about, isn't it? Now, if I can just get my wife to buy into the idea and pose for a few similar (and private) snaps, I'll really be in the cat-bird seat...
Yeah...I've Been Busy!
Okay, it's been an entire week since I've posted. Very lackadaisical on my part, assuredly. But, surprising though it may be to some, I actually have a life outside the blogosphere, and try as I might said life has an uncanny knack for getting in the way of my soap-boxing.
But never fear, intrepid readers. In the coming weeks, the weather will continue to grow colder, and the sun will take his act on the road until February, so gray skies and short days will reign again in the Midwest, forcing me farther indoors and giving me more opportunity to move up on Bammy's "Capitalist Yankee Imperialist Right-Wing Gun-Nut Bible-Thumping Domestic-Terror-Type Jack-Booted Insurrectionist Thugs and Red Meat Eaters" list.
To that end, let's see if I can piss the Dear Reader off a little bit today...
But never fear, intrepid readers. In the coming weeks, the weather will continue to grow colder, and the sun will take his act on the road until February, so gray skies and short days will reign again in the Midwest, forcing me farther indoors and giving me more opportunity to move up on Bammy's "Capitalist Yankee Imperialist Right-Wing Gun-Nut Bible-Thumping Domestic-Terror-Type Jack-Booted Insurrectionist Thugs and Red Meat Eaters" list.
To that end, let's see if I can piss the Dear Reader off a little bit today...
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