After reading a comment about my takings on Maxim's Hottest Women rankings, I am here to apologize and confess my ignorance. Of the women I singled out for praise, 4 of the are active supporters of Hussein. I was not aware of this, as I do not pay much attention to network TV, the MSM, or Hollywood, because they all bug the shit out of me. Now enlightened, let me apologize publicly.
Just proves the point: doesn't matter how hot you are if you're yucky on the inside. And supporting Hussein is being yucky on the inside. Yucky enough, anyway.
So, Mila & Jennifer & Scarlett & Erika & Elisha, you are off the list until you turn from your foolish ways. Get out, and don't come back, until you've redeemed yourselves.
Friday, May 15, 2009
An NRA Kind of Weekend
I'm excited! I'm heading to the airport in about an hour, flying to Phoenix for my very first NRA Convention! I'm going there with some cousins, showing our support for our constitutional rights and our Great Nation.
I'll try to make a few posts while I'm out there, but if I don't, it's because I'm having too much fun. Or, the rebellion will have started and I'm too busy fighting the Obammunists. Either way, what bliss!
At the very least I'll have all sorts of fun to relate upon my return. Hopefully a pic of The Nuge as well.
Yours In Liberty.
I'll try to make a few posts while I'm out there, but if I don't, it's because I'm having too much fun. Or, the rebellion will have started and I'm too busy fighting the Obammunists. Either way, what bliss!
At the very least I'll have all sorts of fun to relate upon my return. Hopefully a pic of The Nuge as well.
Yours In Liberty.
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Maxim's Hottest 100 Women
Maxim magazine has put out their list of the world's hottest 100 women. I'm sure my list would be quite different, but let's take a look at theirs. Here's the Top Five:
Maxim's #1? Olivia Wilde, an actress on "House".
My $.02: yeah, she's pretty, but she's built like a 10-year-old boy. No curves to speak of, anywhere. I thought "heroin chic" was "out"? She wouldn't crack my top 100.
#2: Megan Fox, Transformers chick. A top ten? Sure. Number 2? Nope. Still not womanly enough; more girlish.
#3: Bar Refaeli, supermodel. Trendy pick, but has the cred for top five. For now.
#4: Malin Akerman: actress, Watchmen. No dice here. Bleached-blonde, too skinny. Bad pick.
#5: Mila Kunis, actress. Well done, here, but should have been higher. Cute from Day One has become Dead Sexy. Better looking than the top 4 by miles.
I guess my taste in women is way off the world's norm, but considering the state of the world, I'm comfortable with that.
Other notable picks, for better or worse:
Jennifer Love Hewitt at #10? She's #2, right behind Mila Kunis.
Moon Bloodgood at #20. Good-looking, sexy, best name on the list.
Lindsay Lohan at #23? Icky and Double-Icky.
Scarlett Johansson at #34? Terrible pick here. She actually has curves like a woman should. I'm moving her to #3.
Elisha Cuthbert at #43? No, no, no. Top Ten, easy.
Hussein's bitch of a wife at #93? I've just lost all respect for Maxim magazine. Not that I had much to begin with, but seriously...what the fuck? Minus 1,000,000,000 points and coolness sanctions until they redeem themselves properly, which isn't likely.
Marisa Tomei at #97? Proof of Maxim's idiocy. She's less sexy than she-Nobama? Only Hussein would think so. Maybe.
Well, there's your shot of testosterone from The Sidearm for today.
As a final thought, all of my above comments must be taken in light of the fact that my wife, of course, is the hottest woman on the planet. So I guess that makes Mila Kunis #2. Sorry, Mila.
If you want the full list, find it your damned self. I'm not giving Maxim a link, because they're idiots.
Maxim's #1? Olivia Wilde, an actress on "House".
My $.02: yeah, she's pretty, but she's built like a 10-year-old boy. No curves to speak of, anywhere. I thought "heroin chic" was "out"? She wouldn't crack my top 100.
#2: Megan Fox, Transformers chick. A top ten? Sure. Number 2? Nope. Still not womanly enough; more girlish.
#3: Bar Refaeli, supermodel. Trendy pick, but has the cred for top five. For now.
#4: Malin Akerman: actress, Watchmen. No dice here. Bleached-blonde, too skinny. Bad pick.
#5: Mila Kunis, actress. Well done, here, but should have been higher. Cute from Day One has become Dead Sexy. Better looking than the top 4 by miles.
I guess my taste in women is way off the world's norm, but considering the state of the world, I'm comfortable with that.
Other notable picks, for better or worse:
Jennifer Love Hewitt at #10? She's #2, right behind Mila Kunis.
Moon Bloodgood at #20. Good-looking, sexy, best name on the list.
Lindsay Lohan at #23? Icky and Double-Icky.
Scarlett Johansson at #34? Terrible pick here. She actually has curves like a woman should. I'm moving her to #3.
Elisha Cuthbert at #43? No, no, no. Top Ten, easy.
Hussein's bitch of a wife at #93? I've just lost all respect for Maxim magazine. Not that I had much to begin with, but seriously...what the fuck? Minus 1,000,000,000 points and coolness sanctions until they redeem themselves properly, which isn't likely.
Marisa Tomei at #97? Proof of Maxim's idiocy. She's less sexy than she-Nobama? Only Hussein would think so. Maybe.
Well, there's your shot of testosterone from The Sidearm for today.
As a final thought, all of my above comments must be taken in light of the fact that my wife, of course, is the hottest woman on the planet. So I guess that makes Mila Kunis #2. Sorry, Mila.
If you want the full list, find it your damned self. I'm not giving Maxim a link, because they're idiots.
The United Nations Sucks
The UN World Food Program is asking for increased funding through 2011, despite the fact that the "global crisis" has passed, which is U.N. parlance for "enough people have died due to our gross incompetence so there's more food to go around".
But that doesn't stop them from yowling for more cash. I guess Hussein's brother-in-law needs more funding for his regime.
The U.N. WFP: wicked fucking people.
Story here.
But that doesn't stop them from yowling for more cash. I guess Hussein's brother-in-law needs more funding for his regime.
The U.N. WFP: wicked fucking people.
Story here.
The Chimps of War
Ol' Bammy is making people angry again, and not just conservatives. Even the Dems (Dumbs?) are raising their hackles at the proposed closing of Gitmo.
Specifically, in an astounding show of clarity and common sense, many Dems want to make sure that none of the roughly 240 prisoners end up on American soil. That ought to be self-evident, but...well, you know Hussein.
Among many other concerns, like how much it's going to freaking cost to move these jagweeds, is the fact that several that have been released have already made their way back to the battlefield. So, logically, some of them must obviously be dangerous to America, and not a bunch of innocent bystanders caught in some giant neo-con fascist net trolling for non-whites. Along those same lines, have any of the Demo-Rats given thought to the fact that no other country in the world has stepped up and offered to take in the poor unfortunates? To me, that says the bastards are guilty of something dangerous enough to warrant being put in the slam in the first place.
But no, says American Apologist and islamic shill BHO...we've got to close that terrible facility and give the oppressed their proper rights, even though none of them are American citizens and so do not warrant those rights. They are captured enemy combatants. They should pick 25 of them to execute by hanging, and put the rest to work at hard labor. Maybe send a message to the world other than, "We're sorry."
Story here.
Specifically, in an astounding show of clarity and common sense, many Dems want to make sure that none of the roughly 240 prisoners end up on American soil. That ought to be self-evident, but...well, you know Hussein.
Among many other concerns, like how much it's going to freaking cost to move these jagweeds, is the fact that several that have been released have already made their way back to the battlefield. So, logically, some of them must obviously be dangerous to America, and not a bunch of innocent bystanders caught in some giant neo-con fascist net trolling for non-whites. Along those same lines, have any of the Demo-Rats given thought to the fact that no other country in the world has stepped up and offered to take in the poor unfortunates? To me, that says the bastards are guilty of something dangerous enough to warrant being put in the slam in the first place.
But no, says American Apologist and islamic shill BHO...we've got to close that terrible facility and give the oppressed their proper rights, even though none of them are American citizens and so do not warrant those rights. They are captured enemy combatants. They should pick 25 of them to execute by hanging, and put the rest to work at hard labor. Maybe send a message to the world other than, "We're sorry."
Story here.
Very Uncool
Okay, I'll be straight with you: I'm mad at the Pope.
I say this as a Catholic and as a conservative.
What is his deal with coming out in support of a Palestinian state? Is it just diplomacy or does he really feel that way?
Actually, I don't care even if it is diplomacy, it still pisses me off. Why should the Pope ever support a homeland for a people who practice a religion that is the antithesis of Christianity? He ought to tell them that the Jews and Jesus were there first, and they need to get the hell out. Then he ought to whip out that nifty staff of his, start chanting in Latin, and lay down some old-school Catholic mojo on those terrorist punks.
I've never hit a Pope before, but there's a first time for everything...
Story here.
I say this as a Catholic and as a conservative.
What is his deal with coming out in support of a Palestinian state? Is it just diplomacy or does he really feel that way?
Actually, I don't care even if it is diplomacy, it still pisses me off. Why should the Pope ever support a homeland for a people who practice a religion that is the antithesis of Christianity? He ought to tell them that the Jews and Jesus were there first, and they need to get the hell out. Then he ought to whip out that nifty staff of his, start chanting in Latin, and lay down some old-school Catholic mojo on those terrorist punks.
I've never hit a Pope before, but there's a first time for everything...
Story here.
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
So What's One More Crook?
Guido Bertucci, a disgraced Greek diplomat that retired from the U.N. with full pension and benefits just before an investigation into his mishandling of $2.8 million, has been welcomed back with open arms.
My response: so what? Like 3 mil is a big deal for a U.N. crook. I'm sure the lot of them launder way more than that. It just goes to show what anyone with a brain should know by now: the United Nations is an impotent, corrupt, and smug public-relations machine for third world warlords and tin-pot dictators. They should have been booted out of this country back in the 50's and left to rot.
How can anyone take seriously an organization that has China, Libya, and the Sudan on its Council of Human Rights?
Story here.
My response: so what? Like 3 mil is a big deal for a U.N. crook. I'm sure the lot of them launder way more than that. It just goes to show what anyone with a brain should know by now: the United Nations is an impotent, corrupt, and smug public-relations machine for third world warlords and tin-pot dictators. They should have been booted out of this country back in the 50's and left to rot.
How can anyone take seriously an organization that has China, Libya, and the Sudan on its Council of Human Rights?
Story here.
Money Very Poorly Spent
Part of Hussein's disastrous budget includes $400,000 to send people to South America to study why drunk gay men engage in risky sexual behavior.
I can answer that for $4: for the same reason drunk straight men engage in risky sexual behavior.
Wait for it...
THEY'RE DRUNK, AND THEY'RE HORNY!
See? Mystery solved, and at a huge savings. I wonder how much body armor we could buy our troops with the extra $399, 996?
I can answer that for $4: for the same reason drunk straight men engage in risky sexual behavior.
Wait for it...
THEY'RE DRUNK, AND THEY'RE HORNY!
See? Mystery solved, and at a huge savings. I wonder how much body armor we could buy our troops with the extra $399, 996?
Hussein is the Only Thing I'm Sorry About
Hussein really needs to stop hip-hopping around the world as an apologist for America. We have nothing to be sorry for, unless it's being sorry for not kicking enough ass hard enough. Well, that, and the fact that such a shiftless fuckwad is now the prez.
Foreigners that dont' like America can go to hell. I don't like them, either.
And Hussein needs to shut his yap.
I'm also sorry that I haven't gotten a chance to punch that yap.
Story here.
Foreigners that dont' like America can go to hell. I don't like them, either.
And Hussein needs to shut his yap.
I'm also sorry that I haven't gotten a chance to punch that yap.
Story here.
Monday, May 11, 2009
Must Be A Black Thing
Anyone remember when Spike Lee said black people couldn't be racist? Anyone remember Spike Lee? I'm always amazed at how such a short person can be so full of shit. But according to him, the shit that Wanda Sykes and Hussein pulled at the White House Correspondents Dinner wouldn't be racist.
Which, of course, it was, in addition to being offensive, inflammatory, divisive, and ill-mannered; all things the liberals and their MSM lick-spittles love to harangue conservatives for.
Wanda Sykes, Black Bull Dyke extraordinaire, made several such remarks at the expense of Rush Limbaugh during the dinner. She accused Limbaugh of being treasonous for wanting Hussein to fail (although that was considered patriotic dissent during the Bush years), and made reference that Limbaugh might have been the 20th hijacker on 9/11, but missed his flight because of his drug addiction. So, drug addiction is funny when conservatives are involved, but it's an epic tragedy when the cops rough up some lunatic crack-head that's trying to rob an old lady for his next fix? That's the old bleeding-heart logic for you.
The militant queer then went on to say she hoped Limbaugh's kidneys failed, and that he needed to be waterboarded. Hussein was seen to be yukking it up all throughout the spiel, obviously getting a kick out of a sista playing the dozens on Whitey, like the racist dirtbag he is.
Somehow, it all turns out to be funny, and the conservatives are overreacting.
Let's imagine this: Rush Limbaugh and George Bush making fun of Oprah Winfrey on the air, saying they'd like to see her kidneys fail, like to see her waterboarded, and suggesting she was involved in the worst terrorist attack in our nation's history. What would have been the MSM's reaction then?
How about their outrage when CBS golf analyst David Feherty wrote, in a column of a Dallas newspaper, his opinions of the current administration? Feherty said (correctly, as far as my limited knowledge of US Soldiers goes) that if an American soldier was trapped in an elevator with only 2 bullets in his gun and stuck with Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and bin Laden, that Pelosi would get shot twice and the other two no-dicks would be strangled. This prompted Keith Olbermann, that giant of political wit and insight, to christen Feherty with a "Worst person in the world" award. I guess the truth hurts: Pelosi would not only get both taps to the head, she'd be strangled just for good measure, and rightly so. I'd stake her, too: you can never be too safe with the undead.
Feherty has since apologized. I wonder when Blackie Dykes is going to apologize for dissing on the honky? I wonder when Hussein is going to start acting more like a president and less like some third-rate ghetto punk who's riding the high of a lucky night at the dice?
"You say you want a revolution, well, you know...one's coming up."
Story here.
Which, of course, it was, in addition to being offensive, inflammatory, divisive, and ill-mannered; all things the liberals and their MSM lick-spittles love to harangue conservatives for.
Wanda Sykes, Black Bull Dyke extraordinaire, made several such remarks at the expense of Rush Limbaugh during the dinner. She accused Limbaugh of being treasonous for wanting Hussein to fail (although that was considered patriotic dissent during the Bush years), and made reference that Limbaugh might have been the 20th hijacker on 9/11, but missed his flight because of his drug addiction. So, drug addiction is funny when conservatives are involved, but it's an epic tragedy when the cops rough up some lunatic crack-head that's trying to rob an old lady for his next fix? That's the old bleeding-heart logic for you.
The militant queer then went on to say she hoped Limbaugh's kidneys failed, and that he needed to be waterboarded. Hussein was seen to be yukking it up all throughout the spiel, obviously getting a kick out of a sista playing the dozens on Whitey, like the racist dirtbag he is.
Somehow, it all turns out to be funny, and the conservatives are overreacting.
Let's imagine this: Rush Limbaugh and George Bush making fun of Oprah Winfrey on the air, saying they'd like to see her kidneys fail, like to see her waterboarded, and suggesting she was involved in the worst terrorist attack in our nation's history. What would have been the MSM's reaction then?
How about their outrage when CBS golf analyst David Feherty wrote, in a column of a Dallas newspaper, his opinions of the current administration? Feherty said (correctly, as far as my limited knowledge of US Soldiers goes) that if an American soldier was trapped in an elevator with only 2 bullets in his gun and stuck with Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and bin Laden, that Pelosi would get shot twice and the other two no-dicks would be strangled. This prompted Keith Olbermann, that giant of political wit and insight, to christen Feherty with a "Worst person in the world" award. I guess the truth hurts: Pelosi would not only get both taps to the head, she'd be strangled just for good measure, and rightly so. I'd stake her, too: you can never be too safe with the undead.
Feherty has since apologized. I wonder when Blackie Dykes is going to apologize for dissing on the honky? I wonder when Hussein is going to start acting more like a president and less like some third-rate ghetto punk who's riding the high of a lucky night at the dice?
"You say you want a revolution, well, you know...one's coming up."
Story here.
8 Down, 8 to Go
Hawks Win!!! Hawks Win!!! Hawks Win!!!
Congratulations to the Chicago Blackhawks. They defeated the Vancouver Canucks 7-5 for a 4-2 series win.
It takes 16 games to win the Stanley Cup. The Hawks have 8...
Congratulations to the Chicago Blackhawks. They defeated the Vancouver Canucks 7-5 for a 4-2 series win.
It takes 16 games to win the Stanley Cup. The Hawks have 8...
Check These Guys Out
Man, where does the weekend go? I was all ready to post deep and thoughtful insights on several topics after my son's baseball game Friday night, and here it is Monday morning already.
Boy, I'll tell you: families can really crimp your style.
Anyway, dear reader, if you ever get tired of waiting for me to mouth off about things, check these dudes out; they know where their towels are.
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Boy, I'll tell you: families can really crimp your style.
Anyway, dear reader, if you ever get tired of waiting for me to mouth off about things, check these dudes out; they know where their towels are.
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