Maxim magazine has put out their list of the world's hottest 100 women. I'm sure my list would be quite different, but let's take a look at theirs. Here's the Top Five:
Maxim's #1? Olivia Wilde, an actress on "House".
My $.02: yeah, she's pretty, but she's built like a 10-year-old boy. No curves to speak of, anywhere. I thought "heroin chic" was "out"? She wouldn't crack my top 100.
#2: Megan Fox, Transformers chick. A top ten? Sure. Number 2? Nope. Still not womanly enough; more girlish.
#3: Bar Refaeli, supermodel. Trendy pick, but has the cred for top five. For now.
#4: Malin Akerman: actress, Watchmen. No dice here. Bleached-blonde, too skinny. Bad pick.
#5: Mila Kunis, actress. Well done, here, but should have been higher. Cute from Day One has become Dead Sexy. Better looking than the top 4 by miles.
I guess my taste in women is way off the world's norm, but considering the state of the world, I'm comfortable with that.
Other notable picks, for better or worse:
Jennifer Love Hewitt at #10? She's #2, right behind Mila Kunis.
Moon Bloodgood at #20. Good-looking, sexy, best name on the list.
Lindsay Lohan at #23? Icky and Double-Icky.
Scarlett Johansson at #34? Terrible pick here. She actually has curves like a woman should. I'm moving her to #3.
Elisha Cuthbert at #43? No, no, no. Top Ten, easy.
Hussein's bitch of a wife at #93? I've just lost all respect for Maxim magazine. Not that I had much to begin with, but seriously...what the fuck? Minus 1,000,000,000 points and coolness sanctions until they redeem themselves properly, which isn't likely.
Marisa Tomei at #97? Proof of Maxim's idiocy. She's less sexy than she-Nobama? Only Hussein would think so. Maybe.
Well, there's your shot of testosterone from The Sidearm for today.
As a final thought, all of my above comments must be taken in light of the fact that my wife, of course, is the hottest woman on the planet. So I guess that makes Mila Kunis #2. Sorry, Mila.
If you want the full list, find it your damned self. I'm not giving Maxim a link, because they're idiots.
You do realize that Mila & Scarlett & Jennifer & Elisha supported BHO? Jennifer mocked McCain on Ellen, Scarlett was one of the main people behind that 'yes we can' video & Mila *campaigned* for the dems. And Elisha - she's a freakin canadian so I don't know why she thought her opinion counted but she went as far as to say that she wept tears of joy when BHO was elected.
ReplyDeleteI had not realized...well, that changes things a great deal. Now all those women suck.
ReplyDeleteIn my defense, I was basing my ratings on looks alone. Shallow, but true. I had no idea of their other activities, mostly because I don't watch network TV any more. Live and learn. Mea culpa.