Part of Hussein's disastrous budget includes $400,000 to send people to South America to study why drunk gay men engage in risky sexual behavior.
I can answer that for $4: for the same reason drunk straight men engage in risky sexual behavior.
Wait for it...
THEY'RE DRUNK, AND THEY'RE HORNY!
See? Mystery solved, and at a huge savings. I wonder how much body armor we could buy our troops with the extra $399, 996?
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