Everybody Gets A Trophy Day

So...Bammy wins the Nobel Peace Prize, for being such a terrifically awesome fantastic guy. Too bad he is for jack-shit as a president. He is jack-shit for a man as well. He's about as terrifically awesome as a bad case of the runs.

What is this prize for, exactly? Sitting peacefully by while the scumbag arabs continue to try and push Israel into the sea? For being serene in the face of nuclear proliferation to rogue states? For calmly taking in stride the re-expansion of communist dictators in South and Central America?

Hussein joins Jimmah Carter as Peace Prize recipients. The two worst presidents in American history have both won the Nobel Peace Prize. They're going to have to change the name to the No-Balls Booby Prize.

Fucking losers.

I ain't linking this story. Find it your damn selves.

A Bit of Happy

It's not all bad news and dire predictions here at Constantine's Sidearm. Once in a while we have something meant to be fun and/or enlightening, such as this bit of news:

IT'S HOCKEY SEASON!!! GO BLACKHAWKS!!!

But wait, that's not all:

FOOTBALL SEASON IS IN FULL SWING!!! GO BEARS!!!

Sick to the gills of baseball season. Can't end fast enough.

Basketball season? The only basketball I care about is my daughter's: congrats to my little girl making her Jr. High basketball team!!!

To fans of the Packers, Red Wings, Ohio State and Notre Dame, and of course the Cubs: You suck.

Sometimes Saying Little Says Enough

I was going to post a huge, rambling essay as to why Roman Polanski is part of the scum of the earth, but then I realized I didn't need to. Why? Here are the facts:

1. Roman Polanski, at age 43, took nude photos of a 13-year-old girl.

2. During and after the "photo shoot", Polanski plied this 13-year-old girl with champagne and drugs.

3. When she was in no condition to fight back, Polanski sodomized this 13-year-old girl, despite her pleas for him to stop.

1+2+3= degenerate rapist scumbag. And I mean "rapist-rapist".

Need I say more?

I thought not.

CSHOD for 7 Oct 09

A bit late, perhaps, but today's CSHOD goes to the bestial and ghastly Whoopi Goldberg. If any woman deserves, nay mandates, being called a cunt, it's that "woman".

Her defense of Roman Polanski (he is way beyond shit-head material; more on him tomorrow) is as gross as it is pathetic. What exactly is "rape-rape", Whoopi? Rendering a 13-year-old girl helpless with champagne and drugs and then sodomizing her against her will doesn't qualify as rape? Sure as shit sounds like rape to me, you stupid bitch.

Maybe Whoopi feels that way because the only way she can get laid is by getting someone drunk and stoned enough to forget they're looking at a naked Whoopi Goldberg, if that's even possible, which I doubt. I've been so stoned I thought I was going to float away, and even then I wouldn't have had sex with that nasty water buffalo for all the Maui Wowie in the world.

More proof that Hollywood is as amoral as it gets; yet there are still millions of people that actually give a shit what celebrities say.

Water-Buffalo Goldberg...our CSHOD for 7 Oct 09.

On the Night's Plutonian Shore

Today marks the 160th anniversary of the death of Edgar Allan Poe. I have raised a cognac in his honor; truly, one of the greatest writers not just of American literature, but of all time. Poe is the grandfather of horror, a grand master of the macabre, inventor of the detective story, writer of the first sci-fi tale, a pathfinder for all who would follow in his footsteps.

I hope that he has found his peace, and continues to rest so. Here's to you, Mr. Poe!

Sometimes I Just Want To Smack People

Well, the reality is that most times I feel like smacking people, right upside their fool heads, with a sackful of marbles. It's mostly out of concern: I feel the need to try and jolt people back to what little sense they have. I say mostly, because there are times when such an action would be an act of unmitigated and refreshingly cathartic violence designed to improve MY mental state. Let's face it: some people are just dicks and need to be slugged.

Kind of like Frank Buono, a former National Park Service employee, who, with the help of the ACLU (Asshat Communist Litigation Union), sued to have a cross atop Sunrise Rock in the Mojave National Preserve covered because of the whole "separation of church and state" fallacy. The cross, which is a memorial to soldiers of World War I that has stood for 75 years, is currently covered in plywood because of the suit. Now the Supreme Court is getting into the act; we can only hope they will find the proper insight to this case and have the plywood removed and the cross restored.

I'm fed the fuck up with this kind of bullshit. The vast majority of this country considers itself Christian, and everyone else needs to learn how to deal with it: shut their damned mouths and accept it. Screw all this PC crap about people being offended or feeling excluded. Find another fucking rock and put up your own freaking memorial. Except for the muslims: they can shove their memorials up their ass, following as they do the death cult of a pedophile bandit.

Restore the cross, put up lights, give it Federal protection. Do the right thing, for once.

Story here.

Not That I Need Another Reason

Hollywood sucks. Really. Full of pretentious, preening jagweeds (FYI: jagweed applies equally to both sexes) that think because they once read a script that had political themes it makes them all certified political scientists, and because they can act smart that they really are smart. Not true in either case, but you can't tell them that. And let's not forget the complete absence of any originality in Tinsel Town. How many times are they going to repackage the same movie with different titles and younger actors and call it "the summer's biggest blockbuster"? I wish Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt would take a safari somewhere remote and just stay there. Well, I'd like to see Angelina make a 20-minute film of herself walking around completely naked first, then leave, but I digress. I won't even get into the whole shilling-for-Bammy or Chavez-is-swell crowds: they can all take a flying leap into the fiery abyss of Hell.

And, (getting to my point), David Letterman can join them. I'm sick of seeing his gap-toothed mug, and his latest scandal is low and scummy even for the entertainment industry. I don't want to hear his sorry excuses or lame apologies...I just want him the fuck gone. I never thought he was all that funny anyway.

I think it's time for a new entertainment headquarters; Hollywood needs to flush out its sewers.

What's a Few Million These Days, Anyway?

Those goofy ACORN kids...can't count to save their lives (or their jobs).

After an internal audit, it appears that the actual total of embezzled funds missing from ACORN coffers is $5 million, and not the previously stated $1 million. But hey, what's $4 million going to get you these days, right?

So, this little pet agency of Bammy's is off on their ledger sheets by FOUR MILLION DOLLARS. I wonder how far their voter registration was off? I bet they were off by enough to steal a presidential election...

Story here.

Hi, I'm President Clueless...and You Are???

Add another car to the train-wreck that is Hussein's foreign relations platform.

The Dalai Lama, the Tibetan spiritual leader known throughout the world, is visiting Washington, D.C. this week, but he won't be dropping in on the prez. Why? Because the Hussein administration doesn't want to anger their Red Chinese masters, that's why. See, the Rhinks feel that the Dalai Lama is a separatist, on account of his being an advocate for a Free Tibet, which is a noble thing. All people shoud be free; unless, of course, the Rhinks or the Norks or the Taliban or the Democrats feel they shouldn't be, in which case people are better off just turning in their brains and letting Nanny State do all the thinking.

So His Holiness is being pawned off on the Pelosi-bitch, and the "Under Secretary of State for Democracy and Global Affairs", one Maria Otera. This raises several questions in my mind, not one of which will ever be properly answered, but I'll ask them anyway:

1. Why the Pelosi-bitch? Yes, she's Speaker of the House, but she's also crabby, impolite, stubborn, mawkish, scatter-brained, and a complete yutz. I was going to add that she was gargoyle-faced, but I have an affinity for gargoyles, and don't want to insult them.

2. What is an "Under Secretary of State for Democracy and Global Affairs", and why do we need one? Shouldn't the regular Secretary of State for Democracy and Global Affairs be handling this? Sounds like a bullshit, made-up post to me, like Bammy owed someone a favor or money or both. A "Chicago" move, if you will.

3. What does Hollywood have to say about this whole mess? For years, a cause celebre in Tinsel Town has been a Free Tibet, with intellectual giants and self-professed Buddhists like Dick Gere leading the chanting. But now the Dalai Lama himself (big hitter, the Lama) is being shunted aside by the very jackass Hollywood shilled for in the last election, in an effort to placate the jamokes that are standing on Tibet's neck in the first place. And yet, no outcry from Horrywood.
Curiouser and curiouser...

Another example of a non-communist infidel getting the short shrift from Bammy. Anyone else think BHO really stands for Big Honkin' Oriface?

Story here.

"...and if you go carryin' pictures of Chairman Mao, ya ain't gonna make it with anyone, anyhow..."

Life's Little Ironies...

Isn't it the ultimate in karmic retribution that Mao's goofy mug is now spurring a huge burst of the same capitalism he railed against for so many years? How wonderful is it that his dopey grin is widening the gap between rich and poor in China?

I must say I am tickled dollar-bill green over the whole deal...serves the murdering commie asshat right. I love how violent thugs like Mao and Che are the source of so much money for so many corporations with so few dollars going to the slave-labor workers that make the t-shirts.

Mao story here.

High IQ and Common Sense Don't Always Coexist

Need proof? Look no further than the cover of the October issue of ChiMe, the monthly newsletter of Chicago Area Mensa. Said cover shows a red-faced, fanged, drooling, vampire-like caricature of Sarah Palin, with the caption "Palin: 2012...What could be scarier? (From a liberal point of view.)"

Well, from a liberal point of view, the caption is probably dead-on. All liberals are afraid of a well-spoken, strong-willed woman that is actually a successful, heterosexual mother that can shoot a gun and likes ice hockey. They prefer the ignorant, loud-mouthed, bull dyke/Hollywood bisexual-type of women, who like to bitch and moan about how white guys are the root of all evil.

But I'll raise the ante...in fact, I'll go all-in before the flop: want to know what's scarier than "Palin 2012", or even "Hillary 2012", or absolutely anything else I can think of?

"Obama 2012".

That's end-of-the-world scary. Common sense and a frank and honest look at the first nine months of Hussein's term should tell us that; but alas, such insight apparently escapes even many who should know better.

And yes, the ChiMe newsletter is mine. Me not dumb...me big-brain smart-talky guy.

Refreshed, Regrouped, Rededicated

So it's been a while since I made any kind of meaningful post...vacation will do that to a person. I spent a much-needed week at Disney World with my family, relaxing at a hectic pace the way Mickey and his crowd set you up to do; though, truth be told, the massive quantities of rum I drank out of fresh pineapples at the hotel, and the liters of beer I consumed in my treks around Epcot helping my daughter do secret agent stuff mediated the pace to a tolerable level. The trip was plenty fun, but we needed the weekend to re-adapt to the real world.

And here I am: back at the computer, kids in school, wife at work, dog barking at squirrels, birds, and things only he seems to see, cat being grouchy that the dog is back from the kennel...and my utter loathing of Hussein and all things Left still intact.

In fact, the loathing is more intense than ever after my trip. I realized something last night that was unpleasant in the extreme: in the kind of world Hussein and his circus is trying to create, massively fun and relaxing things like Disney World won't exist. They either will be outlawed and destroyed by the nut-job cultists of history's most popular child-molesting goat-fucker, or they will be regulated, taxed, and litigated to death by the socialist one-world crowd. And you know what? That ain't too cool, as Mr. Hendrix would say. Certainly the creativity that would be needed to sustain such things would disappear in an increasingly dumbed-down and thoughtless world, not to mention the basic foundations of capitalism that allow them to thrive.

I'll say it again: Hussein and his administration, along with 99.5% of the Left, and all of the socialist, globalist, anti-American, anti-capitalist, apologist, pro-islam baggage they cart around will destroy this country as we know it if left to fester. So it needs to be fought wherever it is found: vigorously, thoroughly, continuously, at every turn, with any and all means that are now or may become necessary. It is time to stop talking about a revolution, and start acting on one, by the ballot and otherwise. Starting with the 2010 elections, true Americans MUST begin to take back our country.

Stand United. Let us do all we can to ensure that the tale of Barack Hussein Obama's term as president will be "one and done".

Screw you, Bammy. Eat shit and die.