Hi, I'm President Clueless...and You Are???

Add another car to the train-wreck that is Hussein's foreign relations platform.

The Dalai Lama, the Tibetan spiritual leader known throughout the world, is visiting Washington, D.C. this week, but he won't be dropping in on the prez. Why? Because the Hussein administration doesn't want to anger their Red Chinese masters, that's why. See, the Rhinks feel that the Dalai Lama is a separatist, on account of his being an advocate for a Free Tibet, which is a noble thing. All people shoud be free; unless, of course, the Rhinks or the Norks or the Taliban or the Democrats feel they shouldn't be, in which case people are better off just turning in their brains and letting Nanny State do all the thinking.

So His Holiness is being pawned off on the Pelosi-bitch, and the "Under Secretary of State for Democracy and Global Affairs", one Maria Otera. This raises several questions in my mind, not one of which will ever be properly answered, but I'll ask them anyway:

1. Why the Pelosi-bitch? Yes, she's Speaker of the House, but she's also crabby, impolite, stubborn, mawkish, scatter-brained, and a complete yutz. I was going to add that she was gargoyle-faced, but I have an affinity for gargoyles, and don't want to insult them.

2. What is an "Under Secretary of State for Democracy and Global Affairs", and why do we need one? Shouldn't the regular Secretary of State for Democracy and Global Affairs be handling this? Sounds like a bullshit, made-up post to me, like Bammy owed someone a favor or money or both. A "Chicago" move, if you will.

3. What does Hollywood have to say about this whole mess? For years, a cause celebre in Tinsel Town has been a Free Tibet, with intellectual giants and self-professed Buddhists like Dick Gere leading the chanting. But now the Dalai Lama himself (big hitter, the Lama) is being shunted aside by the very jackass Hollywood shilled for in the last election, in an effort to placate the jamokes that are standing on Tibet's neck in the first place. And yet, no outcry from Horrywood.
Curiouser and curiouser...

Another example of a non-communist infidel getting the short shrift from Bammy. Anyone else think BHO really stands for Big Honkin' Oriface?

Story here.

"...and if you go carryin' pictures of Chairman Mao, ya ain't gonna make it with anyone, anyhow..."