A bit late, perhaps, but today's CSHOD goes to the bestial and ghastly Whoopi Goldberg. If any woman deserves, nay mandates, being called a cunt, it's that "woman".
Her defense of Roman Polanski (he is way beyond shit-head material; more on him tomorrow) is as gross as it is pathetic. What exactly is "rape-rape", Whoopi? Rendering a 13-year-old girl helpless with champagne and drugs and then sodomizing her against her will doesn't qualify as rape? Sure as shit sounds like rape to me, you stupid bitch.
Maybe Whoopi feels that way because the only way she can get laid is by getting someone drunk and stoned enough to forget they're looking at a naked Whoopi Goldberg, if that's even possible, which I doubt. I've been so stoned I thought I was going to float away, and even then I wouldn't have had sex with that nasty water buffalo for all the Maui Wowie in the world.
More proof that Hollywood is as amoral as it gets; yet there are still millions of people that actually give a shit what celebrities say.
Water-Buffalo Goldberg...our CSHOD for 7 Oct 09.
A friend of mine commented to me on this, and I think his response is worth repeating:
ReplyDelete"Whoopi Goldberg? I wouldn't fuck her with Nancy Pelosi's dick."
- Ghost Knight