Thursday, December 3, 2009

CSHOD for 12/3/09

Today's Complete Shit-Head of the Day Award goes to the never logical but always entertaining Sen. Barbara Boxer (Dingbat-Fruit Coast). Admittedly, this is very much like giving the village idiot a new dunce cap, but even village idiots need to be recognized once in a while.

Ol' Babs wants to see a criminal prosecution of the hackers that leaked the Climate Research Unit emails that make a pretty good case for the CRU's manipulation of global warming "facts". Apparently she's very concerned about the hacking, but not so much the evidence exposing (again) one of the greatest scams ever perpetrated on the human race. I can hear her now: "Yeah, those CRU guys are totally full of shit and have been lying through their teeth about this whole global warming thing on a continuous basis for the last decade or so, but the guys who leaked the truth to the world? They're the real criminals here." Which is akin to saying, "Forget the guy who just off-loaded 5 tons of marijuana from his million-dollar yacht at the public marina, because the two surfers sitting in the sand blowing a doob are the real criminals."

But that is typical Boxer. Which is why she always gets skipped over when people are passing the bong around at parties. Or she would be, if she ever got invited to any cool parties. So, for her astounding yet predictable thick-headedness, I hereby declare Barbara Boxer your CSHOD.

Hacker story here.

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