Iranian President Malmouth Ahmydinnerjacket is claiming that the United States is purposefully thwarting the return of "Mahdi", the imam that muslims claim to be their savior. Or, as we Christians and Jews of the Western World like to call him, "the Anti-Christ".
So, with that in mind, I would like to state for the record that I certainly fucking hope America is doing everything she can to cancel that flight.
The Devil is real, folks. He exists, and is one tricky SOB; the last thing we need in the world right now is some devil-spawn raghead running around trying to knock the already unhinged followers of islam completely out of whack.
But Ol' Malmouth is looking for his return, so Iran can be the focal point for a global sharia. Whether the rest of us want it or not. But it's all in the name of the "religion of peace", right?
Story here.
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