Swine Flu and Talking Pigs

Hussein's administration is at it again. Still Orwellian in species, the subspecies has mutated from 1984 to Animal Farm. The MSM, no doubt at the behest of Nobama's subordinates, are endeavoring to turn an outbreak of swine flu into a world-wide health crisis while Hussein himself appeals for calm. The Talking Pigs are beginning to stand upright. Create a crisis "the one" can save us from.

It's always a shame when innocent people die needlessly. No one likes to read about the deaths of children and old ladies, except the muslim scum-suckers that Hussein tries vainly to humanize. But let's look at this "potential pandemic" by the numbers: 149 suspected deaths, all in Mexico, with 1,995 cases total; 48 confirmed cases in five U.S. states, non fatal and most already recovered; 3 countries with confirmed cases (Canada, Scotland, Spain); 3 other countries with suspected cases (New Zealand, France, Israel). That adds up to 2,198 cases of swine flu, out of a world-wide population of more than six billion.

2,198 out of 6,000,000,000.

So why is this very minor outbreak of a very treatable disease getting so much media coverage? The answer is as simple as "four legs good, two legs better": the MSM has to create an issue that even Hussein's glaring ineptness should be able to fix. He can preach calm, tell the proles not to worry, have the CDC release "precious" anti-viral resources, and will the disease to stop spreading throughout the world. Hussein is so ridiculously unqualified for the job that even some on his side of the fence are beginning to take notice, and this is the ensuing damage control. Something to make the proles forget about how Hussein is in bed with marxists, globalists, terrorists, and tin-pot dictators, all oiled up and rolling around in an orgy of self-aggrandizement masquerading as concern for the people.

Although he is careful not to be involved, Hussein is also using the opportunity to attack his enemies (a growing list): Demo-Rats are now pointing the finger at Republicans who cut the flu-spending pork out of the grossly bloated stimulus package. Does it really take $870 million to fight a handful of flu cases? Only if one uses socialized medicine.

This seems to be another case of Hussein's cronies using the MSM to make their guy look good, exploiting a small misfortune so that "the one" has another chance to show off his dull, lackluster sheen.