Does anyone know what's happened to all the deer in the Illinois/Indiana area? Ranger Steve and I haven't seen squat for more than three weeks. Zippo. Zilch.
We have three theories:
1. They have all moved to sunny Florida.
2. They have been abducted by aliens with a penchant for venison.
3. They have all turned into vampires and only come out at night.
Does anyone out there have any evidence to support or contradict any of these theories, or have an alternate postulation?
Maybe they were all moved to a maximum security penitentiary in northwestern Illinois. Oh wait, they're going to be using that for something else...
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