Monday, January 11, 2010

Warm and Furry

Like many people, I'm sick of all the PETA-inspired bullshit in the world. Poor animals this, poor animals that...but ignore the fact that we kill animals too, and keep them in huge meat lockers. They're all whack-jobs, and their anti-fur campaign is about as irritating as it gets. How long did Pamela Anderson paste herself on billboards saying she'd rather "go naked than wear fur"? Well, we'd rather she'd be naked as well, because she sure as hell isn't good for much else other than being naked, and even that is questionable these days. Age and hard living have not been kind.

So I was pleasantly surprised by a small ad in Sunday's Chicago Tribune. It was a furrier ad, showing an obviously naked Naomi Campbell wearing a fur coat and nothing else. The Naomi Campbell Coat, no less. So, good for her. And good for the furriers.

Wearing animal skins to keep warm...who'da thunk it? I mean, it's only been done for what, 10,000 years or so, right?

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