My 100th Post

This is my 100th post. Hooray!

So, to celebrate, I'm going to dedicate this post to Hussein's first 100 days, and highlight some of the monumental screw-ups the bastard has already foisted on this Great Nation. Yesterday's Chicago Tribune ran an article hitting the major actions of the first 100 days, so I'm going to crib from them and give my two cents. (In case you're that type, the article ran in Section 1, page 12 of the 4/29/2009 Chicago Tribune; their stuff in bold).

Jan 20th, 2009 - Barack Hussein Obama becomes the 44th president of the United States and the first African-American to hold the office.

The beginning of what will go down as one of the bleakest chapters in American history. A no-account senator from Chicago bullshits his way into the presidency. He didn't grow up in America, still has yet to definitely prove he's a US citizen, and has spent his life being a muslim, a socialist, and a "community organizer". Hussein can't lead his way out of a paper bag, and it's already beginning to show. I only hope we can survive his foolishness intact as a country. That remains to be seen.

Jan 22nd - Announces the closing of Guantanamo Bay prison and other interrogation facilities overseas and ban on use of torture.

That worked out well, didn't it? Many of the released Gitmo punks are already back on the battleground, waiting for their next chance to kill Americans. And we won't know they're coming, because Hussein has taken away most of the tools that are needed to obtain that information in a timely and accurate manner. So we dunked a few ragheads? BFD. It saved American lives, so it was worth it. And last I checked, no detainees were maimed or injured or killed, and got 3 hots and a cot while they were locked up. That's better treatment than our soldiers can expect from the enemy by leaps and bounds. But Hussein the muslim had to cave to angry raghead brothers.

Jan 23rd - Overturns a ban on U.S. support to international aid groups that provide abortion services around the world.

He can't rough up a few terrorists to gain vital information, but he can provide for the killing of purely and absolutely innocent life. What kind of fucked-up value system is that?

Jan 26th - Announces plan to allow states stricter motor-vehicle emissions and fuel-efficiency standards than the federal government. Gives his first televised interview as president to Arab satellite channel Al-Arabiya.

The prez finds it necessary to talk to the muslim world before his own country...well, the country he lives in, anyway. Sends a pretty obvious message, but the fools still basking in Hussein's stink-shit aura are blind to it. Also marks the first time the prez allows the global-warming crowd to advance their junk science.

A week in office and what has Hussein done? Set terrorists free, provided for the killing of innocents, rapped with ragheads, and winked at Al Gore. What a long four years this is going to be. Ho-Lee Shit-Tah.

Feb 3rd - "I screwed up," he tells a TV news interviewer after two of his Cabinet picks are forced to withdraw due to income tax improprieties.

That's what you want to hear from the prez after less than a month in office. Doesn't even know his own people, or doesn't care that he tried to sneak a few more bastards past the American people.

Feb 13th - Congress passes his $787 billion economic stimulus bill. Also, returns home to Chicago for the first time since taking office.

Hussein bankrupts the country for future generations after promising not to do just that. Swell of him. And he hasn't been in office a full month and already he's running home? What a pussy.

Feb 17th - Orders an additional 17,000 troops to Afghanistan.

After spending his entire campaign saying we have no business there and need to withdraw. Jagweed. Guess being the prez is a bit harder than organizing a neighborhood rally.

Feb 18th - Announces $75 billion housing recovery program to target foreclosures.

Wow. Hussein throwing money around like it grows on trees. Saving people from their own stupidity only begets more stupidity. But plenty of stupid, lockstep voters is what Bammy needs, so away he goes.

Feb 24th - In a speech before Congress, says, "We will rebuild, we will recover, and the United States will emerge stronger than ever."

He sure has the Somali pirates shaking at that strength, doesn't he? In a little known fact, what was edited from that speech were the words right before he said the ones above: "After I get done fucking this country nine ways to Sunday and making a mockery of traditional American values, once I'm out of office..."

Feb 27th - Announces that all U.S. combat forces will be withdrawn from Iraq by August 2010.

Immediately afterwards, bombings and hostilities escalated. Very smooth, leaving a country during it's most critical rebuilding phase.

Mar 2nd - Releases nine long-secret legal memos from the Bush administration outlining a broad interpretation of presidential power.

Apparently to say, "This is not enough power. I want it all!"

Mar 8th - Says there may be opportunities to reach out to moderate elements in the Taliban to help stabilize Afghanistan.

Being a moderate homicidal maniac is still being a homicidal maniac. It just means you can wait an extra day for your next fix. An example of Hussein reaching out to his goat-screwing brethren, and the expense of American safety.

Mar 11th - Signs $410 billion spending bill despite criticizing its excessive pork.

That's because his cronies are expecting the pork, but he doesn't want it to be obvious. Hussein is really buying into his own press that he can do no wrong, no matter how wrong he is. The cult continues...

Mar 19th - Appears on "The Tonight Show" and compares his bowling ability to the Special Olympics; later apologizes.

What a freaking ego. Get off the damned TV and get to work! Its only been two months and already you need a break to inflate your ego? Very caring and responsible remark, by the way. I wonder when he's going to accept the challenge of the Special Olympics bowler?

Mar 24th - Unveils plans to help Mexico combat drug-related violence along the border.

Here's an idea: start shooting the bad guys. Here's another: let the Border Patrol do their fucking jobs without fear of lawsuits and jail time. Another: tell ol' Vincinte to get his shit together and crack down on the problems in HIS country. Yet another: close the border, and close it hard. Rats can't cause trouble if they're dead or can't get in.

Apr 6th - In a speech to Turkish parliament, says the U.S. "is not, and never will be, at war with Islam."

Yes we are, Hussein. You're just too ignorant, too pussified, and too subservient to the muslim world to realize it. Islam is a corrupt, ignorant, degraded and violent death cult, nothing more. It needs to be eradicated just like any other disease.

Apr 7th - Makes surprise visit to Iraq following visit to Europe.

And arrives to a carefully staged image-polishing session that in no way represents the feelings of the majority of the soldiers fighting there. A photo-op for his ego exploiting the men and woman who protect America's right to be stupid enough to elect an anti-American muslim to the White House. "Accidental discharge" could have taken on a fun and entertaining new meaning, but alas, no joy.

Apr 16th - Releases secret memos detailing CIA interrogation methods.

What the hell for? So terrorist ass-hats have better legal recourse when they're granted civil rights that should only belong to American citizens?

Can there be any doubt as to where Hussein's true loyalties lay? Hint: its not with America.

Apr 17th - Shakes hands with Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez at Summit of the Americas; EPA declares greenhouse gases a threat to public health.

A banner day even for Bammy. One commie bastard looking to another for help in creating his own dictatorship, all the while letting the eco-terrorists push their bullshit agenda farther down America's throat.

Apr 20th - Holds first full Cabinet meeting, asks department heads for $100 million in budget cuts.

"Hey guys, we might have stolen too much too soon. Let's throw the proles a bone so it looks like we're doing something."

Anyone else find it an eerie coincidence that Hussein held his first full meeting on Hitler's birthday? Makes you wonder.

Apr 21st - Leaves open the possibility of prosecution of senior Bush officials who provided legal rationale for harsh interrogation of terrorism suspects.

Prez Jagweed strikes again. Just what the totalitarian state loves to do: put the wrong people on trial for crimes that aren't crimes, to soften up the resistance. Hussein is going to find that harder going than he can imagine, I can assure you, my dear reader(s).

Well, that's a recap of the lowlights of Nobama's first 100 days. The really scary thing is that its going to get much worse before we can oust him and start making things better. But soldier on we shall. We can't let a socialist, anti-American muslim destroy our country, and we won't.

God Bless America!