Monday, May 25, 2009

Hey, World...Blame Hussein!

I know I sure do. All this crap with the Norks going nuke is the fallout (yeah, I get it) from Hussein's pansy-ass dealings with tin-pot dictators. John Bolton has been telling Bammy repeatedly that the Norks mean business and need to be bitch-slapped, and right-fucking-now.

But does Hussein listen? Hell, no, because he's too full of himself to take advice from people who actually know what the fuck they're talking about.

Disturbingly, Monday's little firecracker took everyone off guard as well. Love to hear that, don't you? Especially on the heels of Hussein's shit-for-brains budget that slashed the hell out of military and intelligence funding. Who needs intelligence, right? What we need is to get back into the global community's good graces and not worry so much about trivial matters. I've got a feeling Japan might have a different take on the matter, and so should we.

But we won't, because Hussein is a useless jagweed and the U.N. is full of third world crooks who are only worried about making a dime with as little effort as possible.

Maybe when Seoul or Tokyo goes up in a mushroom cloud the prez will take notice. As long as MTV doesn't have a party scheduled.

Story here.

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