Monday, May 25, 2009

Norks With Nukes

Those wacky U.N. diplomats. Such a fun group of guys and gals, always kidding around that they're actually going to get something done.

Like their response to the Norks setting off a dinger Monday, essentially saying the Norks are in violation of a 2006 resolution to not mess around with a nuclear program, and now they're really going to get it. "It", of course, is another resolution that could result in more sanctions. Well, maybe the Norks will get this message, seeing as how they've obviously missed the other three since '06. It could happen, I suppose...I mean, Catherine Zeta-Jones might show up naked on my doorstep to profess her undying love to me. Hell, that's probably more likely to happen than the Norks actually giving a shit about what the U.N. has to say. Maybe that's what the Norks are banking on, as a diversion, because Ms. Z-J showing up naked on my doorstep would turn my front porch into an instant hot zone, due to the fact that my wife would likely have objections to that kind of diplomacy, and I would require U.N. peacekeepers to get back into the house.

Which means that my front porch would be awfully crowded, because we all know U.N. peacekeepers can't get anything done.

I have to wonder if anyone in the U.N. or Hussein's posse is paying even the slightest attention to what a nuclear North Korea would mean to world stability. It sure doesn't seem like it. We can only hope someone wakes up before someone blows up.

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