A church in Connecticut is in trouble over the exorcising of a "homosexual demon". The usual youth and gay rights and gay youth rights groups are in their normal tizzy over this, and want something done now, bitches!
First of all, this just goes to show you: let us Catholics handle the exorcisms. We know what we're doing, and we've got all the top schools on demon-bashing. That kind of thing is best handled by professionals, and frankly but politely, you Protestants just don't have the juice for that kind of thing. You need rituals and incense and Holy Water by the tanker-load, and that's our bag. Trust me on this one.
And I don't have anything against homosexuals per se; I've known more than a few: most were okay, some were irritating, a few were bitter irate jerks that just needed a good ass-kicking. I don't believe God would send someone to hell just for being gay. But the bitter irate jerk who does no good for anyone isn't going to hell because he's gay, he's going because he's a selfish, mean-spirited jackass.
Secondly, I'm having a hard time buying into the whole "gay demon" thing. I guess there must be a few, but with all the wickedly hot, sinfully naked succubi jiggling around hell...well, those gay demons must really have some issues.
I'm thinking that Perez Hilton needs these folks to pay a visit. Because he's gay, and acts like a demon most of the time: he's perpetually pissed off, always wants something for nothing, likes to belittle people from a safe distance, always has that oozy, snarky look on his face, and screams like...well, a demon...when things don't go his way. He'd be a nice minor-leaguer for these Protestant folks.
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