I know all about jackass guvs; I live in Illinois, remember? Old Blago is a tough act to top. South Carolina guv Mark Sanford didn't quite make it, but proved himself to be a tremendous slouch nonetheless.
Excuse me, Mark? You, sir, are a jagweed.
What is it with the whole fixation on cheating spouses? Male or female. Does anyone take marriage vows seriously any more? Dude's got a wife and 4 sons, and throws that all to hell for some Argentinian broad named Maria? Now, I realize that many Argentine ladies have world-class rear ends and like to show them off in barely-there bikinis, and I've got nothing against a guy taking a look. Who would, really? But to throw away a solemn vow made before God for a piece of ass? That's just bullshit. And lazy, I might add; all those half-naked girls running around, and he can't find one with a name more exotic than Maria? Nothing against the Marias of the world, but that name lacks a bit of mystery, doesn't it?
But I digress. It seems that men can't even be good cads any more, either. They have to sneak around for their illicit affairs, rather than just having a mistress that everyone knows about but doesn't talk about. The old up-front-but-never-mentioned kind. At least you give the guy a little credit for being a proper bastard, then.
Anyway, Sanford's a twit and a jackass, and he needs to resign. If we as Republicans are going to live up to our self-billing as the party that actually has morals, we need to show them, or step down and let someone else take the reins.
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