Coincidence?

For the 8 years that Bush was in office, I don't remember hearing much at all about the Norks. They'd occasionally come out with some kind of propaganda soundbite, just to keep appearances up, but that was it. They even made a big show of dismantling a nuclear reactor in the summer of 2008, letting the cowboy in office (and I mean that in a good way) know they were playing ball.

Then Hussein bullshits his way to Pennsylvania Ave. What do the Norks do? Revamp their nuclear program, and start lobbing test-missiles all over the place. They even find the stones to threaten us publicly if we try to stop them. Where will it wind up?

Well, the last time we had a Democrat in office, foreign intelligence was gutted and a band of rag-headed goat-fuckers wound up flying hijacked jets into American buildings after years of planning. After that tragedy, a Republican president stood up and started kicking ass and taking names. The bad guys kept up the bitching, but stayed off our shores.

A new Democrat, and Hawaii is threatened...are we seeing a pattern here?

Republican president: bad guys grumble, and keep their shit overseas.
Democratic president: bad guys shout, and vow to bring their shit to the USA.

Coincidence?