The first CSHOD award goes to...
...Hussein, because he's a shit-head every day.
The second CSHOD award goes to...
...Doonesbury creator Garry Trudeau. I've hated this self-righteous prick for a long time, for reasons too numerous to cite here. His "comic" is the Monica Lewinsky of the funny papers, good for nothing other than daily blow-jobs to bleeding-heart liberals. His run for today really takes the cake; another spiel trying to deify "the one".
The synopsis: debate on Hussein's birth certificate, and the Republican idea that it may not be real. What really chaps my hide is this quote from the second panel:
"Hang on, brother - did Jesus ever have to produce a birth certificate to establish his standing?"
Hang on, Garry - are you really suggesting that because Jesus didn't have to produce a birth certificate that Hussein shouldn't have to either? That you would mention Our Lord and "the one" in the same breath sickens me to no end, but to actually suggest, however obliquely, that because something was enough for Jesus it should be enough for Hussein is nothing short of blasphemy. And it is absolutely fucking moronic.
Let's imagine, for this example, that Jesus of Nazareth wasn't divine, but just a regular guy with a message. Even taken in that light, what Jesus was sending out has lasted over 2000 years, and has grown to include 33% of the entire population of the world in it's message. Hussein's "message" (which changes day to day) hasn't lasted 200 days, is declining in popularity, and barely reaches 50% of the American population, let alone the world's.
So explain to me how, outside of the Hussein cult, that kind of comparison makes the slightest bit of sense in any context? I won't wait for an answer, because it can't be done.
Garry Trudeau, folks...your Complete Shit-Head of the Day.
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