I remember one time as a kid, I was playing baseball in someone's back yard, and I slid over a thistle while wearing shorts. I spent the next 20 minutes pulling stickers out of my leg, and each one of them stung like the first.
Mentally, that's how I feel now. Bozo-bama and his administration find news ways to make me cringe. The latest?
Secretary of The State Hillary "Who Painted The Sky Blue?" Clinton has announced at a meeting in The Hague that the current regi...um, administration, will no longer use the phrase "Global War on Terror". I guess some European Reds and most of the booger-eaters take offense at that phrase, because it is "overly militaristic". Like we're the ones out of line; just because some raghead assholes blew up our buildings and are actively seeking to destroy America as we know it, while "moderate" muslims shrug it off and make excuses, I guess that's no reason to get violent or anything. I suppose something along the lines of "Encounter Group on Man-Made Disasters" would be more tolerant and supportive.
Yes, that's much more pleasant and non-threatening. We wouldn't want to be bullies or anything, or make value judgements on...on...
FUUUCCKKK YOOUUU!!! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???
I have an idea: let's change "War on Terror" to "Stomp the Living Hell out of the followers of a goat-screwing, child-molesting two-bit bandit and while we're at it, we'll knock a few Euro-socialist heads in for shits and giggles, so duck or get your ass out of the way".
Yep. That just rolls off the tongue. I like it.
Read the full she-bang here.
Wouldn't you just love to see Sarah Palin pass Hillary on the street, and lean over and drift the bitch right in the chops on her way past?
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