Two Americans who left the greatest nation in the world to hook up with a bunch of misguided pricks bent on the destruction of the USA held a press conference in southern Somalia Sunday, expressing a desire to "be killed for the sake of God."
I say we do everything we can to make their dreams come true. We can send along all sorts of devices designed specifically for their mindset: Predator drones, Hellfire missiles, cruise missiles, Ranger sniper teams, Marines, Navy SEALS...hell, let's just send them a catalog and a gift certificate good for One (1) Serious Ass Kicking, and let them decide. We'd hate to send the wrong thing such a long way, especially for the non-returnable items. And I wouldn't want to be the guy that has to tell a squad of Rangers or SEALS that they're the wrong color for the room; everything usually winds up red when that happens.
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