North Korea fires its missile, and the UN does nothing. But I guess we can't be too hard on them: they debated for a whole 3 hours.
A rogue nation ruled by zipperheads that care more about polishing their dime-store medals than feeding their own starving people is ramping up the juice to start lobbing nukes at anyone who looks at them cross-eyed, and the UN can only find half an afternoon to talk about it? Boy, that' an organization I want Hussein giving my tax dollars to. It must be going to something fun like booze or grass or strippers, because it sure ain't going toward anything productive. I don't mind fronting a guy a few bucks for a drink, but this is just ridiculous.
Word has it that China, Russia, Libya, and Vietnam, all finalists in the "Swell Guys" awards, were worried about "further alienating and destabilizing" the Norks. Can a country get more alienated and destabilized than North Korea? They've been red-lining those areas for quite a while, but I suppose that makes sense. Hate to see the Norks anything other than their happy, well-adjusted selves.
And where the hell is the "leader of leaders" in all this? Where is all that, hip, street-savvy mojo that's supposed to make the rest of world get down with his bad self? Looks like those experienced international diplomats are harder to give the stink-eye to than the newspaper interns he likes to pull rank on. "Mr. Smoove" seems to be a bit out of rhythym.
That is, of course, until the MSM spins "dischordant bullshit" into the "new global harmony". Which will really piss the Norks off, because they just can't dance.
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